SMS Mania - Husband Wife SMS SMS
Girlfrnd is Fun & wife is Gun!
Girlfrnd is Light of moon & Wife is Month of June!
Girlfrnd is tuty fruty & Wife is Qismat Phhuty!
Girlfrnd is Beauty and wife is Duty!
Girlfrnd is Pension & Wife is tension!
Girlfrnd is Hello, Hi & Wife is hay hay!
Girlfrnd is heart fresher & Wife is Blood pressure.
Girlfrnd is Ptakha & Wife is Zubeda Aapa... :-O:-P
Aik Suchi Haqeeqat!
Apna Bacha Roy to Dil main Dard hota hy
Or Doosray ka Roy to Sir main Dard hota hy
Apni BV Roy to Sir main Dard hota hy
Or Doosray ki BV Roy to Dil main Dard Hota hy!! :D
1 admi gher per movie dekh raha tha, achanak chilaya:
Oye....Khoteya...! Na karee, sign, na kareeeeeen.....
bv: kya hua, konci film daikh raey ho?
husband: apni shadi ki... :p
A man outside phone booth:
Excuse me! u r holding the phone since 20 minutes n u haven't spoken a word!
Sir, I am talking to my WIFE....:D
WIFE ne new sim liya aur socha k husband ko sarpise doongi
WIFE kitchen me gai aur husband ko call karky boli ""HELLO DARLING""
HASBAND [deery awaz me] : thori der baad call karna abhi kameeni kitchen me hai
"SHADI SE PEHLE"
Boy:kash wo din jaldi aye
Girl:tm mujhe chor to nai doge?
Boy:nai aisa sochna B mat
Girl:will u miss me?
Boy:yes 2 much.
Girl:tmari zindagi main koi or to nai?
Boy:no not at all.
Girl:do u love me?
"SHADI K BAD"
Ab ye sms neechay se uper dobara perhain.
Dulha ne apni dulhan ka ghoongat uthaya to wo bohat kali nikli...
Dulhay ne kaha,
"Tum ny PEPSI layny ni jana" :) :D
A wife giving hints to her husband for a new car,
Dear, buy me something, that goes from 0 to 90 in 2 seconds when I am on it.
Husband gifted her
College is for life.
Life is for wife.
wife is a knife
which cuts your life
so never choose your
Husband:Malang Baba! Meri BV Bohat Pareshan Krti Hai Us ka koi Ilaj btao,
Malang:- Beta Agar BV ka koi Ilaj hota to aaj Baba MALANG na Hota....!