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Agar zindagi main kabhi
koi acha kam kia hota
to aj ye jaga khali na hoti .

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Rate:	Category: Joke	Posted by: sad boy

(A blind man in a store)

A blind man walks into a store with his seeing eye dog. All of a sudden, he picks up the leash and begins swinging the dog over his head. The manager runs up to the man and asks, "What are you doing?!!" The blind man replies, "Just looking around."

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Rate:	Category: Joke	Posted by: Faisal Baloch

SARDAR Ny NADRA K #Office Mai Ja K Ek Baat Boli Jsy Sun Kr NADRA Waly Pagal Ho Gye SARDAR Bola,"SHANAKTI CARD K Golden Numbers Dikhao #free

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Rate:	Category: Joke	Posted by: asif_zooni

Shetan apne sathion se baath kr raha tha

JHON. tmari aj se panjab main hay
JULEE, Aj se tm kyber pakthoon kwa main jao
PETER, tm sindh main jaoo
JOHN, sir , balochistan kon jayega
Sheetan , main Aslam raisani se mutmain ho

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Rate:	Category: Joke	Posted by: Naaz Balocb

1 pathan ne rasthey may 1 note deka thu uss ke upper lika tha EID MUBARAK
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Kher Mubarak.

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Rate:	Category: Joke	Posted by: Rashid Shah

Teri Dosti Main Deewane Ho Gaye,

Tujhe Apna Banate Banate Begane Ho Gaye,

Pukaar Le Ek Baar Pyar Se Mere Dost,

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Bandar Ki Awaaz Suney Zamane Ho Gaye.

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Rate:	Category: Joke	Posted by: Wareed Barech

Abhi Rat Boht ho Gai Hai
or Suraj bhi Sar Pe hai

Fan b band hai Phir bhi Sardi lag rahi hai
Paseene se Bura Hal ho Chuka hai

Mai Abhi Bike start Kar k Taxi me Beth kr Rikshaw se utar k Bus wale ko kiraya De k Station ja raha Hun
Dost ki Flight hai wo Dubai se Aa raha hai us ko Pakistan Jana hai

Or Cycle b Puncher ho gai hai Petrol Mil Gaya
To Ghora gari me Beth jaon ga Wesy Pedal Chalne Mai Maza Aa raha Hai.

Moral: FARIGH Log Sab Kuch Parhte Hain.

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Rate:	Category: Joke	Posted by: Wareed Barech

A beautiful girl goes to Professor cabin
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that i will do anything to pass in the exams
and professor says
NOW OPEN YOUR
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Books And Study...

DANISH

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Rate:	Category: Joke	Posted by: Danish Khan

Yeh Exam ke rishte bhi ajeeb hote hai, sab apne apne naseeb hote hai, rehte hai jo nigaho se door,sale wahi Question compulsory hote hai...
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Rate:	Category: Joke	Posted by: Maqbool Ahmed

Ae dost to b likha kar shayari,
Meri tarha tera b dunya me naam ho jaiga,
Log phekenge anday or timatar,
To sham ki sabzi ka intizam ho jaiga

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Rate:	Category: Joke	Posted by: zahoor ahmed pishin