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Shetan apne sathion se baath kr raha tha

JHON. tmari aj se panjab main hay
JULEE, Aj se tm kyber pakthoon kwa main jao
PETER, tm sindh main jaoo
JOHN, sir , balochistan kon jayega
Sheetan , main Aslam raisani se mutmain ho

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Catagory: Joke Posted by: Meeranzai
1 pathan ne rasthey may 1 note deka thu uss ke upper lika tha EID MUBARAK
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Kher Mubarak.

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Catagory: Joke Posted by: rashidshah555
Teri Dosti Main Deewane Ho Gaye,

Tujhe Apna Banate Banate Begane Ho Gaye,

Pukaar Le Ek Baar Pyar Se Mere Dost,

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Bandar Ki Awaaz Suney Zamane Ho Gaye.

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Catagory: Joke Posted by: WareeDBarecH
Abhi Rat Boht ho Gai Hai
or Suraj bhi Sar Pe hai

Fan b band hai Phir bhi Sardi lag rahi hai
Paseene se Bura Hal ho Chuka hai

Mai Abhi Bike start Kar k Taxi me Beth kr Rikshaw se utar k Bus wale ko kiraya De k Station ja raha Hun
Dost ki Flight hai wo Dubai se Aa raha hai us ko Pakistan Jana hai

Or Cycle b Puncher ho gai hai Petrol Mil Gaya
To Ghora gari me Beth jaon ga Wesy Pedal Chalne Mai Maza Aa raha Hai.

Moral: FARIGH Log Sab Kuch Parhte Hain.

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Catagory: Joke Posted by: WareeDBarecH
A beautiful girl goes to Professor cabin
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that i will do anything to pass in the exams
and professor says
NOW OPEN YOUR
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Books And Study...

DANISH

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Catagory: Joke Posted by: Personal_man2010
Yeh Exam ke rishte bhi ajeeb hote hai, sab apne apne naseeb hote hai, rehte hai jo nigaho se door,sale wahi Question compulsory hote hai...
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Catagory: Joke Posted by: BADOZAI
Ae dost to b likha kar shayari,
Meri tarha tera b dunya me naam ho jaiga,
Log phekenge anday or timatar,
To sham ki sabzi ka intizam ho jaiga

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Catagory: Joke Posted by: zahoorrahmad
Meaning of WIFE & HUSBAND..
W > Wonderful
I > Item
F > For
E > Entertainment
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H > Handsome
U > Useful
S > Smart
B > But
A > At
N > Night
D > Dangerous
MAJID NAVEED

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Catagory: Joke Posted by: baloshi
7 smiles =1 meeting
7 Glances= 1 Smile
7meetings= 1 kiss
7 kisses= 1 proposal
7 Proposals=1 marriage
and that bloody marriage has 777777 problems
MAJID NAVEED

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Catagory: Joke Posted by: baloshi
SMILE:
S: Sets u free,
M: Makes u special,
I: Increases ur face value,
L: Lifts up ur spirits,
E: Erases all ur tensions,
So, please keep smiling
MAJID NAVEED

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Catagory: Joke Posted by: baloshi
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