aik admi shrab k nashy me ghar ja k so gaya
rat ko mar gaya 0r upr ja k usne 1 chance
manga
usko murgi bna k zamin pe bhej diya gaya
murgi banny k bad 1 anda de k bahut khush
hua jese hi dusra anda deny lga us k sir
p joota lga or us k bv ki awaz aai
uth kaminay
bistar per potty kar raha hai

hizj555

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Rate:	Category: Funny	Posted by: naadia baloch

pakistan se teri dushmani achi nahi india

Qk

bebO teri nadan hen
muni teri badnam hen
sheela teri jawan hen

OR

players hamare pathan hen

hizj555

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Rate:	Category: Funny	Posted by: naadia baloch

A boy l0ved a girl sincerely and never lo0ked at any 0ther girl

. . . . . . . . . .hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

Can u imagine that…. ??

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Rate:	Category: Funny	Posted by: Ijaz Younus Baloch

Arz Kiya Hai thoda gaur farmaiye :P

Mere Janaze Ko Uski Gali Se Mat Nikalo Yaaro !

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Warna...

Warna...

Uski Maa Kahegi-
"Kamina Marte Marte Bhi Ek Round Laga Gaya !" :D :D :P

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Rate:	Category: Funny	Posted by: suneel nagpal

1 Genius Ne Bill Gates Ko Khat Likha
Sir,
Mujhe Kuch Sawal Poochne Hen
1.
Keyboard K Letters Sahi Jaga Nahi Hen, Keyboard Ka Sahi Version Kab Ayega?
2.
Windows Me START Ka Button Hy, STOP Ka Nhi?
3.
Hum Ms-Word Use Karte Hen, Mr-Word Kb Release Hoga?
4.
Keyboard Me ANY KEY Ka Button Nhi to Computer Q Maangta Hy?
Aakhir Me 1 Zati Sawal
5.
Aap Ka Naam GATES He To Aap WINDOWS Q Banaty Hain...??'

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Rate:	Category: Funny	Posted by: Ijaz Younus Baloch

'Ek Päthän Lades ward me admit ho gya
Nurs:
Tmko sharm ni aati ye ladies ward h aur tm yahan agae ho
Päthän bola
Shrm kaisi
Hm to Paida hi Ladies Ward me hua tha'

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Rate:	Category: Funny	Posted by: Ijaz Younus Baloch

Baqol faraz:

ab to khubsurat lerki daikh ker bhi hoti hay pareshaani

kahin wo bhi na keh day 'Teri mehrbani'

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Rate:	Category: Funny	Posted by: Ijaz Younus Baloch

''mere numbr pe tune suno. me ne khud apni awaz me gana ga k lgwaya hy!


































Frwd kro aur dekna kis kis bewakof ki miscal Ati he''

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Rate:	Category: Funny	Posted by: Ijaz Younus Baloch

Pathan ko khwab me ksi ne qatal krdia
Subha pthan ne apna HBL ka acount close krwa dya
Q?
Q k HBL ap k khwbon ko haqiqt me bdal skta hy
Jahan Khawab Waha HBL".

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Rate:	Category: Funny	Posted by: Azeem khan

App Sabhi Khawateen wa Hazraat
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Hamre Ghar par Kal Invite Kiye Jate Hain
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Eid Ki.
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Saf Safai Ke Liye.
... MaharBani Karke Apne Apne Jhadu...aur safai ke kapde sath layen.
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.Eid Mubarak

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Rate:	Category: Funny	Posted by: Munawar Baloch

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