SMS Mania - Funny SMS
Boy: I love you
Girl: I dont love you Boy: Think again? Girl: No no and no Boy: waiter, bring separate bills. Girl: ok ok….I love you too
Once there was a Kisan's son He was cutting saag with daatri He saw a wada sara saap. He began to cry. Hal oyaa Ammaa! Then his piyo take a sota to kill the saap. When o gya neeray He saw that there was not a saap That was a kala raasa. Moral: "Anni diyo! Wekh k rola paya karo."
Ajeeb c Halat hy Teray janay k baad Bhook hi ni lagti khana khanay k baad Meray Pass 8 Samoosay thy jo main ny kha liya Faraz Aik teray Aany sy pehlay 7 teray janay k baad Neend hi ni aati sonay k baad Nazar Aata nahi kuch Aankh band honay k baad Doctor sy poocha ic ka ilaj? Day ker golian wo bola! Kha laina 2 jagnay sy pehlay, 2 sonay k baad.
Z:ary yaar ye mobile to mujhe kangal kr dega H: Q? Z: BAar baar dikhata hai battery low ab tak 50 battry badal chuka hu hizj555
aik admi shrab k nashy me ghar ja k so gaya rat ko mar gaya 0r upr ja k usne 1 chance manga usko murgi bna k zamin pe bhej diya gaya murgi banny k bad 1 anda de k bahut khush hua jese hi dusra anda deny lga us k sir p joota lga or us k bv ki awaz aai uth kaminay bistar per potty kar raha hai hizj555
pakistan se teri dushmani achi nahi india Qk bebO teri nadan hen muni teri badnam hen sheela teri jawan hen OR players hamare pathan hen hizj555
A boy l0ved a girl sincerely and never lo0ked at any 0ther girl . . . . . . . . . .hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha Can u imagine that…. ??
Arz Kiya Hai thoda gaur farmaiye :P Mere Janaze Ko Uski Gali Se Mat Nikalo Yaaro ! . . . Warna... Warna... Uski Maa Kahegi- "Kamina Marte Marte Bhi Ek Round Laga Gaya !" :D :D :P
1 Genius Ne Bill Gates Ko Khat Likha Sir, Mujhe Kuch Sawal Poochne Hen 1. Keyboard K Letters Sahi Jaga Nahi Hen, Keyboard Ka Sahi Version Kab Ayega? 2. Windows Me START Ka Button Hy, STOP Ka Nhi? 3. Hum Ms-Word Use Karte Hen, Mr-Word Kb Release Hoga? 4. Keyboard Me ANY KEY Ka Button Nhi to Computer Q Maangta Hy? Aakhir Me 1 Zati Sawal 5. Aap Ka Naam GATES He To Aap WINDOWS Q Banaty Hain...??'
'Ek Päthän Lades ward me admit ho gya Nurs: Tmko sharm ni aati ye ladies ward h aur tm yahan agae ho Päthän bola Shrm kaisi Hm to Paida hi Ladies Ward me hua tha'
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