SMS Mania - Funny SMS
1 Bazurg kisi abadi se guzar rahy thy unho ne dekha ke puri abadi main sirf 2 gher aisay hain jo chand ki terha chamak rahy hain
wo isi tajasus main doosray din bhi ici abadi sy guzray or wohi manzar dekha unho ne logo sy poucha ye kia raz hy? logon ny bataya ky yaa Allah ky wo banday hain jinho ny UPS lagwa rakha hy.
."Generation Gap" . . I told my Dad that I want an Apple or a Blackberry.. . He replied . . . . . . . . . . . . kinoo da season a putar, kinoo kha kinoo :-D.
Girl in Shop: Bhaiya koi valentine card hai Jisme Likha ho “Tum hi Mere Pehle Aur Aakhri Pyar ho†Shopkeeper: Haan hai. Girl: Theek hai Jaldi se 7,8 de do.
Jb bhi tujh ko koi zakham laga Main ny libas apna utar dia Or tery jism sy lipat gya Yehi mera kaam hy "SANI-PLAST" mera naam hy: :-D Or aap ki soch ko salam hy... B-)
Life main ek baat hameshan yaad rakhna Life main ek baat hameshan yaad rakhna .. .. .. .. k .. .. .. .. .. cream biscuit main cream hoti hai lekin .. .. .. .. .. .. tiger biscuit main tiger nahi hota...
.patan ne News paper mai add dia k "hamare pas aisi priduct hai, jisko ko pen kar aap pori dunya ko dek sakte hai magar aap ko koi nai dek sakta rs 10,000 abi order kare aik larki ne 10,000bhijwa diye. 2 din bad TCS wala aik packet de gaya,larki ne pocket khushi khushi se kola to us mai ............. burka ta wo bi topy wala.
.Larkiyoo ki Ramzaan ki shopping list ♥ Kapde SAINDAL Chudiyan Dasti nail Palish Roooshhh kaan k baaliyaan Ghadi purse(EIDI rakhne k waaste) angothiyan mehndi ka Cone matching Labber bands phir bhi shopping adhoori rehti ♥ Aur Hum Boys ki shopping ♥ Kurta Pajama Topi Hogayi Shopping :P :P hadh ho gayi yar :( ______________________ (¯`♥´¯) .♥.•*¨`*♫.• ´*.¸.• ◕◡Rocking Guyz◡◕.
.Larki set krne k 4 Tarike Hain. . . ... . . . . "Shabash jwanoooo" Ramadan ka maheena hay Mulk De Halat Vekho Te Apne Jazbat Vekho.:X:D.
.ایک پٹھان کا گدا Ú¯Ù… ÛÙˆ گیا ÙˆÛ Ûنس رÛا تھا کسی Ù†Û’ پوچا آپ Ú©Ùˆ تو رونا چاÛÛ’ آپ Ûنس رÛÛ’ ÛÙˆ پٹھان بولا بیوقو٠میں اس لیے Ûنس رÛا ÛÙˆÚº اگر میں گدے پر سوار Ûوتا تو میں بی Ú¯Ù… Ûوجاتھا .
.kuch pathan taizi se janza uthaiy kabroon peh chartay ja rahe the pas se aik admi bola ki ker rahe ho nechay murday hain to aik pathan bola ooper ham ne kaun sa world cup uthaya hua hai....
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