Umm...your .... ZIP is open...
I'm not as dumb as you look.
If I can be of any help, you're in worse trouble than I thought.
What do I miss about my wife? Her absence.
This cat, is cat, a cat, good cat, way cat, to cat, keep cat, a cat, idiot cat, busy cat, for cat, 20 cat, seconds cat! Now read it all without the word cat!
Roses are red ... Violets are blue ... but a face like yours belongs in the zoo!!!
Roses are red violets are blue, shit stinks and so do you!
Hi, I am an alien and I'm checking for some chicks in your phonebook..Searching..Searching..Searching..Sorry,no chicks found! Gay?
onclusion: You Are Gay!
Life is not easy, and it will never be, but remember you've got friends, and one of them is me!