Kitnay Tohfey deti hai Ye Mohabbat Bhi!


Ruswai Alag, Judai Alag, Tenhai Alag,


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Chittar Wakhray..:D

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Sardar bank main 1000 rupee jama krany gya

Cashier: Ye hazar rupee to nakli hain

Sardar: Jama meray account wich huna a tenu koi takleef?..:)

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"Aaj ka sawal"

Aisi kon c cheez hy jo Larkiyan sirf pehanti hein lekin Larkay pehantay b hein aur khatay b hain??

Jawab janiya break k baad...
Ufone Tum hi to ho.
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LU ka zeera plus
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Tapal Danedar Tagra Dam
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Zong sub keh do

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Bank Al-habib bachat account

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Surf Excel, Dadi aik minute.

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Tarang hi Tarang hy..

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Maza awami kha badami
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Welcome Back


Tou dosto jawab hy
"CHAPPAL".:-)

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How to Settle abroad?

FOR Boys:
Study hard
Get good grades
Appear in IELTS n TOFEL
Apply for Student Visa
Wait for the call
Appear in interview
Get admission in a uni
Get good grades
Search for a Job
Work hard,earn well to settle

FOR GIRLS:
Marry this guy :P :D its too easy na :)

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دنیا بدترین ہوتی جا رہی ہے برے لوگوں کے زیادہ ہونے کی وجہ سے نہیں بلکہ اچھے لوگوں کی خاموشی کی وجہ سے۔

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Girl 2 Sardar during driving: Tusi 1 hath nal gaddi chala lende O?

Sardar Shokha ho k: Han ji chala lenda wan.

Girl:Te fair dosre hath nal nuk poonj lo. :P

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Ya "Allah"
Panah Dy us "NEEND" Sy Jis Sy "FAJAR" Qaza Ho

Aesi "MASROFIAT" Sy Jis Sy "ZUHAR" Qaza Ho

Aesi "SUSTI" Sy Jis Sy "ASAR" QAZA Ho

Aesi "MEHFIL" Sy Jis k "LUTUF" Sy "MAGHRIB" Qaza ho

Aesi "THAKAWAT" Sy Jis Sy "ISHA" Qaza Ho

Aameen.

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Father:1 zamana tha jab main 10 rupee me Rashan,Doodh,Nashta sab le ke ata tha.

Beta: Ab ye Harkatain nahi chalain gi Abba! Ab wahan Cameray lag gy hain. :)

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Bangladesh ka Pakistan team per aik or Ilzam,
kehte hain.












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Match main original Misbah nahi tha
.("."). Lo daso hor
<) (> ki China da
_/ \_ bandar c?

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Dulha ne apni dulhan ka ghoongat uthaya to wo bohat kali nikli...
Dulhay ne kaha,
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"Tum ny PEPSI layny ni jana" :) :D

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