Maaf kerny ki Aadat or Honsla paida karo.

Ya To ALLAH ka karam hy k US ne insan k gunahoon ki parda poshi ki.
Agr Tumharay darmiyan ek doosray k gunnah zahir ho jatay to tum ek doosray ko dafan bhi na kartay.

Send this SMS to mobile
Rate:	Category: Islam	Posted by: Muhammad Ummar Iqbal

Wife: I am not feeling good..

Husband: Its bad, I was thinking to go for shopping..

wife: I was joking..

Husband:
Me Too.

Chal uth rotti pka.

Send this SMS to mobile
Rate:	Category: Husband Wife SMS	Posted by: Muhammad Ummar Iqbal

Arz kita A!

me Majj waichi
me Gaan waichi

wah wah wah

me Majj waichi
me Gaan waichi

meri apni c, me Taan waichi

|\(',')
| '..(>
|

Send this SMS to mobile
Rate:	Category: Poetry	Posted by: Muhammad Ummar Iqbal

Sardar and his wife went 2 London.
1 day in da hotel room, Sardar heard his wife's scream,
"Chuwa Chuwa"
He wanted to inform Room Service but
didn't knw what the English word for "Chuwa" is
Sardar: Hello,room service?
Room srvic: Yes sir, hw can I help u?
Sardar:hmmmm, U knw Tom & Jerry?
Rom srvice:Yes sir, I knw Tom & Jerry
Sardar:habibi Jerry is here :D

Send this SMS to mobile
Rate:	Category: Sardar SMS	Posted by: Muhammad Ummar Iqbal

Aik Sardar ka Accident ho Gya,

Doctor ny poocha:
Sardar Ji, Accident kaisay hua?


Sardar:
O Doctor g, Assi Morr kttan Lagay....
Te Agge Mor ee Nai c

Send this SMS to mobile
Rate:	Category: Sardar SMS	Posted by: Muhammad Ummar Iqbal

Jab Shetan ne kaha k ay RABB

"Teri Izzat ki qasam!

me tere bando ko hamesha behkata rahoonga,

jab tak unki roohain un k jismon me rahengi.."

ALLAH RABULIZZAT ne Irshad Farmaya,

"Mujhy Qasam hy apni Izzat-o-Jalal ki aur Apne Aala Maqam ki.

jab tak wo mujh se Asstaghfar karte rahenge,

MAIN UN KO BAKHASHTA RAHUN GA"

SUBHAN-ALLAH

Send this SMS to mobile
Rate:	Category: Islam	Posted by: Muhammad Ummar Iqbal

6 signs of being a Pakistani student

1.Ratta marnay ko "mehnat" samajhna.

2.Hr semester k start mn ye ehd kerna "ic semester main sath sath prhna hy"

3.apna cell off ker k perhna Or phr 5,5 mint bd on kr k dkhna k koi msg to ni aya?

4.grp stdy k duran bar bar ye elan kerna k "ab ksi ne koi chawli mari to grp sy bahir"

5.prhny se phly course k page gin'na or phr khauf sy bnd kr dna

6.Hr lecture k end mn agy wly ko puchna "yr tenu smj aya?..mnu tay kakh v ni aya. :)

Send this SMS to mobile
Rate:	Category: Funny	Posted by: Muhammad Ummar Iqbal

BV sharabi shohr ko theek kerne k liye Kala Libas Pehan kr khari ho gai
Shohar Jhomty howy
Kon ho tum ?
BV:churail
Shrabi:
Hath mila main teri Behan ka Shohr:

Send this SMS to mobile
Rate:	Category: Joke	Posted by: Muhammad Ummar Iqbal

.Wife:
Aaj mere tann mann me aag laga do,

Husband ne petrol phenk kr aag laga di..

Moral-
Jazbat ka izhar aasan alfaz me karen..From..Rescue.1122.

Send this SMS to mobile
Rate:	Category: Funny	Posted by: Muhammad Ummar Iqbal

.BV: Is Week Hm Roz Cinema Jayen ge Us k next Week Roz Shoping K Liye Jayen ge
Hsbnd: Or Us k next week daily Masjid Jayen ge
BV: Q?
Hsbnd: Bheek mangne..

Send this SMS to mobile
Rate:	Category: Joke	Posted by: Muhammad Ummar Iqbal

1 | 2 | 3