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Nrsari Ka Dakhla Bi Sarsri Mat Janye
ApK Bache Ko Aflaton Hona Chahye
Dosto English Zrori Hy Hmare Waste
Fail Hone Ko B 1 Mazmon Hona Chahye

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Category: Funny Posted by: zindagi_zalim
A girl mistakenly stepped on her IPhone 5 & heard a crack....
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So she started praying
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Ya Allah! ey jo tutya ey, ey meri Latt hovy. :D :p

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Category: Funny Posted by: Prince Baloch
Maa ik khobsorat rishta
Maa hi kainat ka rang hy
Ya Maa hi hy jo rozana subha bacho ko uthati hy
Aur
kehti hy uth jao baghairto 11 waj gay nain Kutty wang suttey rahndy O,
Tuwaday peo ne koi mulazam ni rakhia,
Jhera twano wari wari nashta bna k devy,
Zindagi haram kr k rakh diti chawlan ne, Kam dy na kaaj dy dushman annaj dy, Agg lawan twadey mobilan nu, sari sari raat twady msg ni mukdy.
Moral: Maa aaj ghusay me hy..

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Category: Funny Posted by: Prince Baloch
"News update"

Okara:: bus stand per subh 8 bjy 5 afraad ko jin ka taaluq 1 hi khandan sy tha r wo 1 gari sy utr ker doosri gari main sawar hony lgy thy na maloom motorcycle sawaron Ne
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Salam kiya 3 afrad ne moqa par hi jawab de diya or 2 ne kaha
AAY KON SEE? :)

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Category: Funny Posted by: Prince Baloch
facebook K bad Dunia Ka Dusra bra
Social network jahan ap Daliy hazaro
new logo s mil skte hen
OR
Dosti Kr skte hain…
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CNG Station…

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Category: Funny Posted by: shehzad kakar
samandr k kinarebetha kroo,koi na koi lehar to aye gi,kismat na badli to kaya how, kam se kam SHAKAL hi dul jay ge.

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Category: Funny Posted by: Zubair Hassni
Patient: Mjhe bemari hai. Na khaoon tu bhook lagti
hai,
Na soo tu Neend aati hai, Ziada kaam kr k thak jaata
hoon.

Doctor: Saari Raat Dhoop mai betho Theek hojaogay.

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Category: Funny Posted by: Zubair Hassni
u r a donkey
d 4 decent
o 4 outclass
n 4 nice
k 4 kind
e 4 excelent
y 4 young

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Category: Funny Posted by: Ijaz Ghershin
Jaldi Marny k 2 Tareeqy
1. Bhoky Raho,4 din baad mr jaoGy

2. Mujhy 200 ka load bhejo


Oye utth


(:-}____/\/\_
""""""""""""""" Oye akhaaan ty khol yaar
Mzaq kita c

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Category: Funny Posted by: Prince Baloch
Boy: I love you
Girl: I dont love you
Boy: Think again?
Girl: No no and no
Boy: waiter, bring separate bills.
Girl: ok ok….I love you too

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Category: Funny Posted by: Ijaz Younus Baloch
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