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Ek bar kuch bandar jangal se bhag gaye phir wo hotel mein phuchen unme se ek pizaa kha raha tha ek burger kha raha tha aur kuch bade dhayan se ye message parh rahe the...
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PROFESSOR Akal bari ki bhais? MUNNA BHAI Bole toh pehlay date of birth bata mamu.
Teacher: What is the chemical formula of water? Student: H I J K L M N O ! Teacher: What are you talking ? Student: Yesterday you told me it is H to O !!!
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Principal: Agr koi Larka girls hostel mein gaya to 1st time 100rs fine hoga, 2nd time 200rs, 3rd time 500rs. Students Sir permanent membership kitney ki hogi?
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