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Life ho to aisi....!
Monday ko dosti....! Tuesday ko piyar....! Wednesday ko mangni...! Thursday ko barat...! Friday ko fighting....! Saturday ko talak....! Sunday ko rest....1 Monday ko next.....!
Sardar aur us ki wife station par train ka intazar kar rahe the.jase hi "KHABAR MAIL" ai sardar bhagte huye train main gaya aur apni wife se kaha k jab "KHABAR FEMAIL" aye to tum ajana............
Son:papa jab sab shadi kar k pareshan hain tu shadi kyun kartay hai? Papa: Beta aqal badam khanay Se nahi Thokar kha ke aati hai
A teacher lecturing on population: In PK after every 10 sec a woman gives birth to a kid. A Khan student up: we must find & stop her.
Aik Pathan ankhain band kr k mirror k agay batha hoa tha. 2nd Pathan: O, khan bhai kia kr rahi ho. 1st Pathan: o' mai daikh rahi hon k may soaya hoa kasa lagta hon.
Pathan: Molvi sahab Wazu k bagher Namaz hojati hai? Molvi: Nahin hoti. Pathan: Hojati hai yara, Molvi: Bhai nahi hoti, Pathan: Mene khud parh k dekhi hai
Why is SINGH added to every sardars name? ? ? ? Do you know? Really u dont know? Bcoz of its hidden meaning:- S - Sala I - Insaan N - Nahin G - Gadha H - Hay
1 parents apnay betay k liye aisa robot laye jo jhoot bolnay per thapar marta hay. Son:Abu aj mei bemar hon school nahi jaonga Chatakh! Baap:tumne jhot bola, me jub tumhare jitna tha kabhi jhoot nahin bolta tha Chatakh! Mom:Kia howa? Baap:Yeh chintu jhoot bolta hai MoM:Zahir hy apka hi beta hay..
Hum doston ko bohut buri saza dete hain, Wah wah..!! Irshad Irshaad..!! Hum doston ko bohut buri saza dete hain, Joota nahin maartay, bus Moza sungha dete hain
Boy:Tum mujh se shadi kro gi? Girl:Nahi Boy:Laikin Q? Girl:Meray ghar walay nhi manain gay Boy:Ghar main kon kon hay? Girl:1 Husband aor 3 bachay
Business Listings Nissan Sunny 88 1500cc,16 valave,twin cam engine,fresh engine,metalic brown colour,AC,CNG with 10kg cylinder,and big landy Renzo kit.price negotiable,new tubeless tyre,Rimpower window,power mirror,LCD,tape Zehri Majid Zehri masjid situated at jinnah road near kabeer building. Govt. Girls Degree College Brewery Road Quetta Good college for hazara town's girls student, It is situated near Sardar Bahadur Khan women university, Quetta. Dolphin bakers ( Brewery Road ) 3rd branch of Dolphin Bakery,situated at petrol pump neare Sabrina Restuarant Fortress Stadium, Lahore Fortress Stadium is a famous place having number of malls, restaurants and entertainments areas. It's located in Cantt area of Lahore, Pakistan. Fortress Stadium market is most crowded and busy area of city having large shopping complex. Many people ... |
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