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Ek larki thi diwani c Afridi pe wo marti thi,

Chori Chori chupke chupke Hafeez ko sms karti thi,

Nazrain ghuma k,sharma k Umar akmal se batain krti thi,

kabhi kabhi zulfain bikhra k Saeed Ajmal ki galiyon se guzarti thi,

kuch kehna tha shayad us ko Umer gul se,per Younis Khan se darti thi,

phir 1 din mili wo misbah ko akele main aur

kaha k

Allah tumhain poochy tum free hit pa bhi ball rokte ho,Lanat tumhari batting pe... :-/

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Category: Funny Posted by: Prince Baloch
1 bacha muskurate hue paida hoa.

Nurse:kyun hans rahy ho?

.

Bache ne muthi kholi or CHAABi ki goli nikal kr dikhai or bola:
.
"DON ko maarna mushkil hi nahi namumkin hai.
:-)"

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Category: Funny Posted by: Prince Baloch
Film Star MEERA
"I FEAR FROM MY SOUL CONSTIPATION"
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.
.
.
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.
.
Tarjuma:

"Mujhy dar lagta hy meri roh qabaz hone se :P!"

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Category: Funny Posted by: Prince Baloch
Pathan:Shirt k liye kapraa dikhaoo

Salesman: Plain mein dikhaaun?

Pathan: nahin, Helicopter main dikha, Haramkhor, Bus Pathan daikha nahi k Mazak shuru.

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Category: Funny Posted by: Prince Baloch
1 Nurse ka Mangetar Usy bari Hasrat se:

"Janu kaash mujhe koi Haadsa pesh ata tu main tumharay Ward me Admit hota, Tm meri khidmat krti or main jaldi theek ho jata"


Nurse: Jaan Tmhen mere pas koi Haadsa nhi balke Moujiza hi la skta hy,
Q k
main
DELIVERY ward main hoti hoon.

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Category: Funny Posted by: Prince Baloch
Pathan bohat dair sy apni Hasin mangetar ko daikh raha tha

LARKI shrma k,
kya daikh rahy ho?

Pathan: Hum Soch rha tha k ager tum hmara Ami hota to hum bhi KHOOBSORAT hota

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Category: Funny Posted by: Prince Baloch
Ajeeb c halat hy tere janay k baad

Bhook hi ni lagti khana khanay k baad

Meray pas 8 samosay thy jo main ny kha lye "Faraz"

1 tere anay sy pehly 7 tere jany k bad.

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Category: Funny Posted by: Prince Baloch
SHEIKH TO SHEIKH Doctor:
"Apke fees kya hy?"

SHEIKH DOCTOR:
"Pehli mertaba ane ky 200 rupee and 2nd time free..."

SHEIKH PATIENT:
"To phir aap samjhain ky main 2nd time aya hoon"

SHEIKH DOCTOR:
"To phir aap wohi dawai khatay rahain jo main ne pehli bar aap ko di thi"...

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Category: Funny Posted by: Prince Baloch
Maths Teacher: What is a 'Line'?

A Genius Answered: A line is a 'Dot' going for a walk ! ! :D

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Category: Funny Posted by: Prince Baloch
Tere Haseen Hatho Ka Ahtram Krte Hein FARAZ. Warna Hum Kabhi Yasso Panjo Mein Maaf Nhi Krte…

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Category: Funny Posted by: numan aslam
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