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Yaadon ki barsaat liye
Duaaon ki soghat liye
Dil ki gehrayee se
Chand ki roshnai se
Pholon k kaghaz per
Aap k liye sirf 3 lafz

%u201CI LOVE YOU%u201D

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Category: Love Posted by: Pak_Army
If I could have ,
I would wish to wake up everyday
To the sound of your breath on my neck,
The warmth of your lips on my cheek,
The touch of your fingers on my skin,
And the feel of your heart beating with mineâ%u20AC¦
Knowing that I could never find that feeling
With anyone other than you.

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Category: Love Posted by: Pak_Army
If 10 people care 4 u,
one of them is me,
if 1 person cares 4 u that would be me again,
if no 1 cares 4 u that means
i m not in this world.

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Category: Love Posted by: Pak_Army
Pathan to doctor:
When I sleep, monkeys
play football in my dreams.
Dr:No problem,
just take this medicine b4 sleep.
Pathan: Kal se khaonga aaj final hai.

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Category: Funny Posted by: Pak_Army
1 pathan aero plane me pilot
say headphone cheen leta hai.
Pilot says! yeh kia ker rahe ho?
Pathan says:
Ticket ka paisa hum bhare
aur gana tum akela suney:p

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Category: Funny Posted by: Pak_Army
Human brain is the most
outstanding object in world.
It functions 24 hours a day,
365 days a year.
It functions right from the time we are born,
and stop only when we enter the examination hall.

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Category: Funny Posted by: Pak_Army
Admi:Mujhe sardar bana do
Doc: uske liye tumhara 50% dimagh nikalna parega
Admi: OK
Doctor ne ghalti se 90% nikal dia.
Admi hosh mein aa k bola: Khocha ye tumne kia kar dia.

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Category: Funny Posted by: Pak_Army
A Pathan goes to a chinese restaurant
and puts his finger
on the last of menu: Bring this.
Waiter: Oh! you can%u2019t get it
because he is the owner of restaurant.

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Category: Funny Posted by: Pak_Army
Meri zindagi per faqat itna ehsan ker do,
Ik benam si mohabbat mere naam kerdo,
Ik subha ko milo aur shaam kerdo,
Aur sham tak mere ghar ka sara kam kerdo,

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Category: Funny Posted by: Pak_Army
A lawyer saw an auto accident on street.
He rushed over and started handing out
business cards saying:
I saw the whole thing..
I will take either side.

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Category: Funny Posted by: Pak_Army
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