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 Muhammad Ummar Iqbal's SMS
Once there was a Kisan's son
He was cutting saag with daatri He saw a wada sara saap. He began to cry. Hal oyaa Ammaa! Then his piyo take a sota to kill the saap. When o gya neeray He saw that there was not a saap That was a kala raasa. Moral: "Anni diyo! Wekh k rola paya karo."
بÙسْــــــــــــــــم٠اﷲÙالرَّØْمَن٠اارَّØÙيــــــــــــــــم .اسلام Ùˆ علیکم، ØµØ¨Ø Ø¨Ø®ÛŒØ± اس دعا Ú©Û’ ساتھ Ú©Û Ûر ØµØ¨Ø Ø¢Ù¾ Ú©Û’ لئے خوشیوں Ú©ÛŒ نوید بن کر آئے۔ (آمین یا الله Ûمارے گناÛÙˆÚº Ú©Ùˆ معا٠کر دے یا الله ÛÙ… پر رØÙ… Ùرما یا الله Ûماری مصیبتوں Ú©Ùˆ آسان Ùرما
Maaf kerny ki Aadat or Honsla paida karo. Ya To ALLAH ka karam hy k US ne insan k gunahoon ki parda poshi ki. Agr Tumharay darmiyan ek doosray k gunnah zahir ho jatay to tum ek doosray ko dafan bhi na kartay.
Wife: I am not feeling good.. Husband: Its bad, I was thinking to go for shopping.. wife: I was joking.. Husband: Me Too. Chal uth rotti pka.
Arz kita A! me Majj waichi me Gaan waichi wah wah wah me Majj waichi me Gaan waichi meri apni c, me Taan waichi |\(',') | '..(> |
Sardar and his wife went 2 London. 1 day in da hotel room, Sardar heard his wife's scream, "Chuwa Chuwa" He wanted to inform Room Service but didn't knw what the English word for "Chuwa" is Sardar: Hello,room service? Room srvic: Yes sir, hw can I help u? Sardar:hmmmm, U knw Tom & Jerry? Rom srvice:Yes sir, I knw Tom & Jerry Sardar:habibi Jerry is here :D
Aik Sardar ka Accident ho Gya, Doctor ny poocha: Sardar Ji, Accident kaisay hua? Sardar: O Doctor g, Assi Morr kttan Lagay.... Te Agge Mor ee Nai c
Jab Shetan ne kaha k ay RABB "Teri Izzat ki qasam! me tere bando ko hamesha behkata rahoonga, jab tak unki roohain un k jismon me rahengi.." ALLAH RABULIZZAT ne Irshad Farmaya, "Mujhy Qasam hy apni Izzat-o-Jalal ki aur Apne Aala Maqam ki. jab tak wo mujh se Asstaghfar karte rahenge, MAIN UN KO BAKHASHTA RAHUN GA" SUBHAN-ALLAH
6 signs of being a Pakistani student 1.Ratta marnay ko "mehnat" samajhna. 2.Hr semester k start mn ye ehd kerna "ic semester main sath sath prhna hy" 3.apna cell off ker k perhna Or phr 5,5 mint bd on kr k dkhna k koi msg to ni aya? 4.grp stdy k duran bar bar ye elan kerna k "ab ksi ne koi chawli mari to grp sy bahir" 5.prhny se phly course k page gin'na or phr khauf sy bnd kr dna 6.Hr lecture k end mn agy wly ko puchna "yr tenu smj aya?..mnu tay kakh v ni aya. :)
BV sharabi shohr ko theek kerne k liye Kala Libas Pehan kr khari ho gai Shohar Jhomty howy Kon ho tum ? BV:churail Shrabi: Hath mila main teri Behan ka Shohr:
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