SMS Mania - Quote SMS
I pretend to work. They pretend to pay me.
Sarcasm is just one more service we offer
If I throw a stick, will you leave?
You!... Off my planet!
If I want to hear the pitter patter of little feet, I'll put shoes on my cats.
The Bible was written by the same people who said the Earth was flat.
Did the aliens forget to remove your anal probe?
Errors have been made. Others will be blamed.
A hard-on doesn't count as personal growth.
Whatever kind of look you were going for, you missed.
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