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Maine poochha chand se...

Kabhi dekha hai mere yaar sa haseen?

Chand ne kaha: Chandni ki kasam...

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Ek bar kuch bandar jangal se bhag gaye phir wo hotel mein phuchen unme se ek pizaa kha raha tha ek burger kha raha tha aur kuch bade dhayan se ye message parh rahe the...

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Jo Jeeta woh sikander,

Jo haara woh jail k ander

Jo sms bhajay us ko jadu ki jhappi

Jo na bhajay us ko Bunder ki Pappi.

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Teacher-Baccho waada karo ke kabhi ciggeratte aur sarab nahi piyenge.
Bacche-nahi piyenge.
Teacher-kabhi bhi girl ka pechha nahi karenge.
Bacche-nahi karenge.
Teacher-kabhi bhi girl par jumle nahi kasoge.
Bacche-nahi kasenge.
Teacher-Waada karo ke watan par jaan kurbaan kar denge.
Bacche-sir Zaror karenge kayon k ab is Zindgi me rakha hi kaya hai.????

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Biwi:Ager Mein Mar Jaon To Kia Karo Gay?
Husband: To Shaid Main Bi Mar Jaon Ga.
Biwi:Kyun?
Husband:Kabhi Kabhi Ziyada Khushi Jan Lewa Hoti Hai.

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Boy : Suit bara acha pehna hai

Girl:Thanx

Boy:lipstik bahut achi lagai hai
G:Thanx
B:make up bhi bahut acha kia h
G:Thanx "Bhaiya"
B:Phir bhi achi nahi lag rahi ho.

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PROFESSOR
Akal bari ki bhais?
MUNNA BHAI
Bole toh pehlay date of birth bata mamu.

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Teacher: What is the chemical formula of water?

Student: H I J K L M N O !

Teacher: What are you talking ?

Student: Yesterday you told me it is H to O !!!

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SomeOne..
MiSSES U..
NeeDS U..
Worries About U
Lonely Without U
Guess Who?
THE MONKEY IN
... THE ZOO

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Principal:
Agr koi Larka girls hostel mein gaya to 1st time 100rs fine hoga, 2nd time 200rs, 3rd time 500rs.

Students
Sir permanent membership kitney ki hogi?

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