May on this EID the Plate of ur life is filled wirh juicy Kababs & Tikkas topped with Chatni of Happiness and covered with Salad of Love.
"EID MUBARAK"

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Suraj ki kirne, taaron ki bahaar.
Chand ki chandni, apno ka pyaar.
Har ghadi ho khushaal.
ussi tarhan Mubarak ho aapko Eid ka yeh tyohaar!
"EID MUBARAK"

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I wish you ALL a very happy and peaceful Eid. May
Allah accept your good deeds, forgive your
transgressions and ease the suffering of all
peoples around the globe.Eid Mubarik

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Rate:	Category: Eid Mubarak	Posted by: Pak_Army

Everyone Sent U
Tradition Words About
Eid But I m The Fist One
To Send U

"MEAT MUBARAK"
And
Keep On Eating
Different Dishes
On This Season ..

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Rate:	Category: Eid Mubarak	Posted by: Pak_Army

DO U thnk uR smart,

aTTractive

weLL gromd

&

compeTeTiVe

if yes
den rply wid ur ful Bio Data bcoz,

city GOVT
Has aranged a BAKRA Beuty contest on ths eid..

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Rate:	Category: Eid Mubarak	Posted by: Pak_Army

Ye Kya Hai EID?

Accountant Ne Kaha,
E: Extreem Happy
I : In
D : Divide Expenses.

BusinessMan Ne Kah,

E: Esteem Happy
I : In
D : Discount

Lawyer Ne Kaha.

E : Event Of
I : Increase
D : Dual Happy

lovers Ne Kaha.

E: Eik Or
I : I
D : DAte

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Rate:	Category: Eid Mubarak	Posted by: Pak_Army

Everyone Sent U
Tradition Words About
Eid But I m The First One
To Send U

"MEAT MUBARAK"
And
Keep On Eating
Different Dishes
On This Season ..

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Rate:	Category: Eid Mubarak	Posted by: Pak_Army

Ek din aansuon ne mujh se poocha roz roz kyun bulate ho
main ne kaha main usey yaad karta hun tum kyun chale aate ho

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Rate:	Category: Poetry	Posted by: Pak_Army

In bio practical:
Examiner:Tell me the name of
this bird by seeing its legs only?
Pathan:I dont know.
Examiner:You failed, whats your name?
Pathan:See my legs & tell my name

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Rate:	Category: Funny	Posted by: Pak_Army

1 Pathan rail ki patri per sogaya.
1 admi ne kaha kia ker raho ho?
Train aayegi tu mar jao gay!
PATHAN: Mairy oper se jahaz guzar gaya
tu kuch nahin howa, rail kia cheez hay?

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