Pathan ghar walon k sath apna rishta dekhne gaya
Ghar walon ne kaha donon ko akela chor do

Pathan:behan g ap k kitne bhai hain?
Girl:pehlay 3 thy ab 4 ho gaye hain.!

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Rate:	Category: Funny	Posted by: Pak_Army

Mukaddar k sitaron per,
Zamanay k esharon per,
udasi k kinaron per,
kabhe veran shehraon per,
kabhe sunsan rahon per,
kabhi hairon ankhon main,
kabhi bayjan lamhon main,
tumhari yad chupkay say,
koi sargoshi kerti hay,
yeh palkain bheeg jati hain,
do ansu tot girtay hain,
main palkon ko jhukata hon,
bazahir muskurata hon,
faqat itna he kah pata hon,
mujhey kitna sataty ho,
MUJHEY TUM YAD ATAY HO,
MUJHEY TUM YAAD AATAY HO..

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Rate:	Category: Poetry	Posted by: Pak_Army

Sardar : Yar meri biwi pani se bohat darti hai.
Friend : Acha wo kaise?

Sardar : Yar kal mein ghar gaya to wo bathtub
mai bhi security guard k sath bethi thi.!!

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Rate:	Category: Joke	Posted by: Pak_Army

Meri Teraf A Ker To DekhMutawjah Na Hoon To KehnaMeari Rah Main Chal K To DekhRahain Na Khool Doo To KehnaMujh Sey Sawal Ker K DekhBakhshish Ki Had Na Ker Doon To Kehna<<>

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Rate:	Category: Islam	Posted by: Pak_Army

ae allah main tujh see mangta/mangti kamil eeman or sacha yaqeen or kushada rizk or aajzi karnewala dil or tera zikar karnewali zaban or halal rozi or sachai dil ki toba ormot sai pehlai ki toba or mot kai waqat ka araam or marnai kai baad maghfirat or rehmat or hisab k waqat maafi or janat ka hasool or dozakh sia nijaat. mainye sab kuch maangta hoon teri rehmat kai waseeley sai ae bari maghfirat walay (ameen

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PORI KAANAT MAIN..NA KOE BASHER MUHAMMAD JESA.NA KOE KELAM QURAN JESA.NA KOE SACHA ABU-BAKKER SIDDIQUE JESA.NA KOE AADAL UMAR FAROOQ JESA.NA KOE SEKHI USMAN GANI JESA.NA KOE BAHADER ALI SHAIR JESA.NA KOE SHAHEED HUSSAIN JE

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A.Allah se daro.B.Bismillah se shuro karo.C.Chor ko saza do.D.Deen seekho.E.Eilum hasil karo.F.Farz ada karo.G.Gussa mat karo. H.Haj ada karo.I.Ibadat karo.J.Jannat millegi.K.Kalma pado.L.Laa ilaha illalha.M.Muhammad ur rasool allah. N.Namaz pado. O.Omar ka lihaz karo.P.Parda karo.Q.Quran pado.R.Roza rakho... S.Shukriya ada karo.T.Tauba karo.U.Ummeed rakho.V.Vazoo karo.W.Waqt ka lihaz karo.X.Xtra nafil pado. Y..Yakeen karo Allah per.Z.Zikr Allah ka karo.

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Rate:	Category: Islam	Posted by: Pak_Army

Never a weakness that He can't fill, Never a sickness that He can't heal, Never a sorrow that He dsn't share,Moment by moment- you are under GOD's care

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If one with whose religion and character you are pleased comes to you (to seek your daughter’s hand in marriage), then marry (your daughter) to him.”

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Watch your Thoughts, they become Words! Watch your Words, they become Actions! Watch your Actions, they become Habits! Watch your Habits, they become Character! Watch your CHARACTER! ..It becomes your DESTINY!!!

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