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Text messaging is like a blow-job off an amateur prostitute; short...sweet and always cheap!!!

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The 3 wonders of a woman 1*give milk without eating grass 2*get wet without water 3*bleed for a week without going 2 die

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The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think.

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The first day we met,I wanted you in my bed. Today I know better, so I will write it in my letter. In my bed I've seen so many faces, so I'll fuck you at different places.

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There are three girls in the sixth grade ... A blond a brown and a red. Who has the biggest boops ? ............ The blond because she already reached the age of 20!!!

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To wake up in the morning and always see the sun no matter the weather, I'm glad the day has begun.

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What does it say on the wrapping of the Morning-after pil??? ......first some screwing before use

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What's the difference between blonds and traffic-signs? Some signs say stop.

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What's the difference between your job and your wife? Your job still sucks after five years!

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When I was a baby, I played with toys. Now I'm a lady and I play with boys!!

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