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When I was a dog, and you were a flower, I walked over you and gave you a shower!!

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When the apple is green and ready to pluck. When a girl is sixteen she's ready to fuck!

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Why does a stupid blond woman sneak past the pharmacy? ................. She does not want to wake the sleeping tablets!

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Why is a woman 20.000 $ worth and a man only 2$? A woman has a milk factory, a mussel farm and a sawmill; a man a sausage, 2 bitterballs and a little pot of mayonnaise

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You with your beautiful eyes, you with your nice hair, you with your fantastic body ... o, sorry, wrong number

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You have the ones that think and you have the ones that do things. The worst kind are those who think that they are doing things.

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What he want, I do not want ... What I want, he does not want ... What we want, is not allowed!

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This is the telephone terrorist team. While receiving this message a virus will be activated. This virus should have infected your mobile by now. Your mobile will be disabled, unless you are ugly.

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This cat, is cat, a cat, good cat, way cat, to cat, keep cat, a cat, idiot cat, busy cat, for cat, 20 cat, seconds cat! Now read it all without the word cat!

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The rain makes all things beautiful.The grass & flowers 2. If rain makes all things beautiful why doesn’t it rain on you?

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