Roses are red, violets are blue, Frankenstein is ugly, but what the hell happend to you?

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Braindetector activated, calibrating, now searching.........still searching......get a good grip of your gsm....still searching.......no brain found.

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Umm...your .... ZIP is open...

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I'm not as dumb as you look.

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If I can be of any help, you're in worse trouble than I thought.

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What do I miss about my wife? Her absence.

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This cat, is cat, a cat, good cat, way cat, to cat, keep cat, a cat, idiot cat, busy cat, for cat, 20 cat, seconds cat! Now read it all without the word cat!

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Roses are red ... Violets are blue ... but a face like yours belongs in the zoo!!!

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Roses are red violets are blue, shit stinks and so do you!

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Hi, I am an alien and I'm checking for some chicks in your phonebook..Searching..Searching..Searching..Sorry,no chicks found! Gay?

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