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Hum ny to mit jana hy ay Arz e watan laikin,

Tum ko Salamat rehna hy Qyamat ki sehr honay Tak, InshAllah

14th August Mubarik

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Category: 14th August Posted by: Prince Baloch
Teacher to Student: "MagerMach" ko jumly main istimal karo.

Student: Main Mastung chala jaon ga "Mager Mach" ni jaon ga. :D

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Category: Joke Posted by: Prince Baloch
Wife rings husband and says: "The window is jammed. What should I do?"
Husband: "Pour some warm water on it, but make sure it's not too hot or it will crack"

"Ok..." she replied, sounding a bit unsure.

Husband then rang back in 10 mints and asked: "Did you do the trick?"

Wife: "YES! but... The LAPTOP isn't working at all now!"

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Category: Husband Wife SMS Posted by: Prince Baloch
A girl mistakenly stepped on her IPhone 5 & heard a crack....
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So she started praying
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Ya Allah! ey jo tutya ey, ey meri Latt hovy. :D :p

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Category: Funny Posted by: Prince Baloch
Sabr or Shukr dono ka hi bra darja hy
Sabr Musibat ko talta hy or
Shuker Naimat ko barhata hy

Ic liya BV mekey gai ho to shuker karain or gher main ho to sabr... :D

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Category: Husband Wife SMS Posted by: Prince Baloch
1990 mian American bank ny "Bill Gates" ko 2 Lakh ka lone dainy sy inkaar kiya tha...

2001 main duniya k ameer tareen shaks "Bill Gates" ny wo bank khareed liya...

Or Aaj Ufone waloon ny mujhy loan dainy sy inkaar kya hy 15 rupee ka...

U just wait and watch...
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Na Na Moafi ka to sawal hi paida ni hota sain..

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Category: Joke Posted by: Prince Baloch
Maa ik khobsorat rishta
Maa hi kainat ka rang hy
Ya Maa hi hy jo rozana subha bacho ko uthati hy
Aur
kehti hy uth jao baghairto 11 waj gay nain Kutty wang suttey rahndy O,
Tuwaday peo ne koi mulazam ni rakhia,
Jhera twano wari wari nashta bna k devy,
Zindagi haram kr k rakh diti chawlan ne, Kam dy na kaaj dy dushman annaj dy, Agg lawan twadey mobilan nu, sari sari raat twady msg ni mukdy.
Moral: Maa aaj ghusay me hy..

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Category: Funny Posted by: Prince Baloch
Uqabi rooh jab baidaar hoti hy jawano main
nazar aati hy ic ko apni manzil Aasmano main

Na ho nomeed, nomeedi zawal e elm o irfan hy
umeed mard e momin hy Khuda k raaz danoo main

nahin tera nashaiman qasr e sultani k gunbad per
too shahin hy, basaira ker paharoon ki chatano main

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Category: Poetry Posted by: Prince Baloch
Tery Sofay hain Afrangi, Teray Qaleen hain Irani
Lahoo mujh ko rulati hy jawanoo ki tan asaani

Amarat kia, Shikwa khusrawi bhi ho to kya hasil
Na zor e Haidri tujh main, na Astghnay Salmani

Na Dhoond ic cheez ko Tehzeeb e Hazir ki tajali main
K Paya main ny istaghna main mairaj e Musalmani

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Category: Poetry Posted by: Prince Baloch
"News update"

Okara:: bus stand per subh 8 bjy 5 afraad ko jin ka taaluq 1 hi khandan sy tha r wo 1 gari sy utr ker doosri gari main sawar hony lgy thy na maloom motorcycle sawaron Ne
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Salam kiya 3 afrad ne moqa par hi jawab de diya or 2 ne kaha
AAY KON SEE? :)

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Category: Funny Posted by: Prince Baloch
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