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 Muhammad Ummar Iqbal's Funny SMS
Once there was a Kisan's son
He was cutting saag with daatri He saw a wada sara saap. He began to cry. Hal oyaa Ammaa! Then his piyo take a sota to kill the saap. When o gya neeray He saw that there was not a saap That was a kala raasa. Moral: "Anni diyo! Wekh k rola paya karo."
6 signs of being a Pakistani student 1.Ratta marnay ko "mehnat" samajhna. 2.Hr semester k start mn ye ehd kerna "ic semester main sath sath prhna hy" 3.apna cell off ker k perhna Or phr 5,5 mint bd on kr k dkhna k koi msg to ni aya? 4.grp stdy k duran bar bar ye elan kerna k "ab ksi ne koi chawli mari to grp sy bahir" 5.prhny se phly course k page gin'na or phr khauf sy bnd kr dna 6.Hr lecture k end mn agy wly ko puchna "yr tenu smj aya?..mnu tay kakh v ni aya. :)
.Wife: Aaj mere tann mann me aag laga do, Husband ne petrol phenk kr aag laga di.. Moral- Jazbat ka izhar aasan alfaz me karen..From..Rescue.1122.
.Hum to phoolo wali razaee Ley kar So rahe thay Faraz! Kambhakt koi raat ko phoolo ko paani dey gaya.
."Generation Gap" . . I told my Dad that I want an Apple or a Blackberry.. . He replied . . . . . . . . . . . . kinoo da season a putar, kinoo kha kinoo :-D.
.HEIGHT OF LITERACY: Maalkin: Tum 3 din sy kaam per nahi aai or bataya bhi nahi? Nokrani: Baji, maine to facebook per status update ker dya tha k "Going to gaoon for 3 days", aap ky husband ny comment bhi kiya tha "Have a safe trip, come soon peeno... Miss you" .
Wife Husband Se : Woh dekho ladka mujhe smile de raha hai.... Husband : Smile nahi de raha jab maine tmhe pehli baar dekha tha to mere bhi hansi nikal gaye thii.....
Wife to husband:- Tum bahar jate ho toh hamesha darr laga rehta hai Husband:- Don?t worry jaldi aajaunga. Wife:- Tumhari issi baat ka toh darr laga rehta hai
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