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Life ho to aisi....!
Monday ko dosti....! Tuesday ko piyar....! Wednesday ko mangni...! Thursday ko barat...! Friday ko fighting....! Saturday ko talak....! Sunday ko rest....1 Monday ko next.....!
Sardar aur us ki wife station par train ka intazar kar rahe the.jase hi "KHABAR MAIL" ai sardar bhagte huye train main gaya aur apni wife se kaha k jab "KHABAR FEMAIL" aye to tum ajana............
Son:papa jab sab shadi kar k pareshan hain tu shadi kyun kartay hai? Papa: Beta aqal badam khanay Se nahi Thokar kha ke aati hai
A teacher lecturing on population: In PK after every 10 sec a woman gives birth to a kid. A Khan student up: we must find & stop her.
Aik Pathan ankhain band kr k mirror k agay batha hoa tha. 2nd Pathan: O, khan bhai kia kr rahi ho. 1st Pathan: o' mai daikh rahi hon k may soaya hoa kasa lagta hon.
Pathan: Molvi sahab Wazu k bagher Namaz hojati hai? Molvi: Nahin hoti. Pathan: Hojati hai yara, Molvi: Bhai nahi hoti, Pathan: Mene khud parh k dekhi hai
Why is SINGH added to every sardars name? ? ? ? Do you know? Really u dont know? Bcoz of its hidden meaning:- S - Sala I - Insaan N - Nahin G - Gadha H - Hay
1 parents apnay betay k liye aisa robot laye jo jhoot bolnay per thapar marta hay. Son:Abu aj mei bemar hon school nahi jaonga Chatakh! Baap:tumne jhot bola, me jub tumhare jitna tha kabhi jhoot nahin bolta tha Chatakh! Mom:Kia howa? Baap:Yeh chintu jhoot bolta hai MoM:Zahir hy apka hi beta hay..
Hum doston ko bohut buri saza dete hain, Wah wah..!! Irshad Irshaad..!! Hum doston ko bohut buri saza dete hain, Joota nahin maartay, bus Moza sungha dete hain
1 DIN Hazrat Jibrail (A.S) Huzoor (S.A.W) k paas aye or kaha ALLAH ne mujhey itni taqat di hay k main sari dunia k darakhton k pattay gin sakta hon or pani k saray qatray or rait k saray zarray gin sakta hon lekin us aadmi per rehmat ki tadad nahin gin sakta jo AAP(S.A.W) per 1 bar darood parhta hai
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