Boy:Tum mujh se shadi kro gi?
Girl:Nahi
Boy:Laikin Q?
Girl:Meray ghar walay nhi manain gay
Boy:Ghar main kon kon hay?
Girl:1 Husband aor 3 bachay

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Sardar ne makhi k par tor k kaha,Urr ja.

But..

makhi nahin uri,
Sardar ne kaha,
Sabit hua agar makhi k par tor diye
jain to makhi sun nahin sakti

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1 memon 14th floor se neche gira

Girte waqt usne
apni ghar ki khirki me
apni wife ko roti pakate hue dekha
to chilla k bola
MERI ROTI NAHI PAKANA!

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Baton say bhee yeh gham kyon kam naheen hotey
Aansuon sey dil k koney nam naheen hote

Thee bahut umeed to apnon sey is dil ko kabhee
Par hameshaa saath ye hamdam naheen hote

Bebasee hansne lagee khaamoshi ab hai goonjtee
Band kamron men koyee mausam naheen hote

Jab khushee hai naachtee gaatee hai man kee har kalee
Un gharon men kyaa kabhee maatam naheen hote

Pyaar sab miltaa jinhen ranjish naheen koyee kabhee
Kyaa kabhee aise dilon men gham naheen hote

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AHL-E-Dil Youn Bhe Nibah Lete Hain
Dard Seene Main Chupa Lete Hain

Dil Ki Mehfil Main Ujaalon K Liye
Yaad Ki Shama Jala Lete Hain

Jalte Mausum Main Bhe Ye Deewane
Kuch Haseen Phool Khila Lete Hain

Apni Aankhon Ko Bana Ker Ye Zubaan
Kitne Afsane Suna Lete Hain

Jin Ko Jeena Hai Mohabbat K Liye
Apni Hasti Ko Mita Lete Hain

AHL-E-Dil Youn Bhe Nibah Lete Hain
Dard Seene Main Chupa Lete Hain

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Pyaas vo dil kii bujhaane kabhii aayaa bhii naheen
kaisaa baadal hai jisakaa ko_ii saayaa bhii naheen

beruKhii is se ba.Dii aur bhalaa kyaa hogii
ek muddat se hame.n us ne sataayaa bhii naheen

roz aataa hai dar-e-dil pe vo dastak dene
aaj tak hamane jise paas bulaayaa bhii naheen

sun liyaa kaise Khudaa jaane zamaane bhar ne
vo fasaanaa jo kabhii hamane sunaayaa bhii naheen

tum to shaayar ho %u2018Qateel%u2019 aur vo ik aam saa shaKhs
us ne chaahaa bhii tujhe aur jataayaa bhii naheen

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Kaha tha tum say%u2026mera intezaar na karna
dunya chahey jo kahey tum aitebar na karna

Aisa ho chuka hai kayee bar pehlay bhi
ab ki bar tum koi bhi sawal na karna

Din raat kat rahey hein ab to ussi k khyal mein
wo lamhein wo ratein,unko yaad bar bar na karna

Zindagi tanha hi sahi..kat rahi hai ab tak
kis nay keh diya tha mohabbat ka izhaar na karna

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Aye mere hamnasheen chal kaheen aur chal,
is chaman mein ab apna guzara nahin.

baat hoti gulon tak to sehlete hum,
ab to kaaton pe bhi haq hamara nahin.

jab gulistan ko khoon ki zarorat padi
sab se pehle hamari hee gardan katee,
phir bhi kehte hain humse ye ahle chaman
ye hamara chaman hai tumhara nahin.

aaj aaye ho aur kal chale jaoge
yeh muhabbat ko meri gawara nahin,

umr bhar kaa sahara bano to bano
chaar din kaa sahara sahara nahin

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Koi titli hamarey paas aati bhi, to kia aati,

Yun ghut-ghut k mar jana, hamain manzoor tha laikin,
Kisi kam-zarf per zahir na ki majbooriyan hum nay,

Hum is mehmil main bus ek baar sach bolay thay,
Zabaan per umer bhar mehsoos ki chingariyon ham nay,

Samajhtay thay magar phir bhi na rakhi dooriyan humne,
Chiraghoon ko jalanay main jala %u2018 li ungliyan hum nay%u2026

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Kab kaun kisi ka hota hai
Sub jhootey rishtey naate hain%u2026

Sub dil rakhney ki batein hain
Sub asal roop chhupate hain%u2026

Ikhlaq se khali log yahan
Lafzon ke teer chalate hain%u2026

I baar nigahon mein aakar
Phir saari umar rulate hain%u2026

Who jis NE diye hain ashk humein
AB us ko bhool hi jaate hain%u2026

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