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I told my psychiatrist that everyone hates me. He said I was being ridiculous - everyone hasn't met me yet.
For three days after death, hair and fingernails continue to grow but phone calls taper off.
I'm desperately trying to figure out why kamikaze pilots wore helmets.
We had gay burglars the other night. They broke in and rearranged the furniture.
Death is the greatest kick of all. That's why they save it for last!
Im not under d affluence of incohol as some tinkle peep. Im not half as thunk as u drink. I fool so feelish and da drunker i stand here da longer i get
How would you like your egg for breakfast.... hard-boiled or impregnated?
Mobile phones are the only things in live of which men talk about having the smallest.
What is similar to a woman's period? Ur salary - coz it comes once a month, last about 5 to 6 day and if it doesn't come it means u r in deep trouble.
Do u ever notice that when you're driving, anyone going slower than u is an idiot and everyone driving faster than u is a maniac?
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