Pak_Army's SMS
The best way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once.
I've used up all my sick days, so I'm calling in dead.
Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day; teach that person to use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks
If I told you that you remind me of my mom, would you tuck me in bed tonight?
I'm sweet like sugar, soft like suede, but unlike Nintendo, I never get played.
Why'd the couple stop after 3 children? Cos they heard every fourth child born is chinese.
Why was Phillip's girlfriend annoyed? Coz she found out that Phillips 24 inch was a TV.
Why did Tigger stick his head in the toilet? He was looking for Pooh!
All I ever wanted is what others have.
Laugh on your one and the world thinks you are an idiot.
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