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I told my psychiatrist that everyone hates me. He said I was being ridiculous - everyone hasn't met me yet.

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For three days after death, hair and fingernails continue to grow but phone calls taper off.

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I'm desperately trying to figure out why kamikaze pilots wore helmets.

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We had gay burglars the other night. They broke in and rearranged the furniture.

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Death is the greatest kick of all. That's why they save it for last!

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Im not under d affluence of incohol as some tinkle peep. Im not half as thunk as u drink. I fool so feelish and da drunker i stand here da longer i get

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How would you like your egg for breakfast.... hard-boiled or impregnated?

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Mobile phones are the only things in live of which men talk about having the smallest.

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What is similar to a woman's period? Ur salary - coz it comes once a month, last about 5 to 6 day and if it doesn't come it means u r in deep trouble.

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Do u ever notice that when you're driving, anyone going slower than u is an idiot and everyone driving faster than u is a maniac?

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