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Muhammad Ummar Iqbal's SMS  Muhammad Ummar Iqbal's SMS
.Wife:
Aaj mere tann mann me aag laga do,

Husband ne petrol phenk kr aag laga di..

Moral-
Jazbat ka izhar aasan alfaz me karen..From..Rescue.1122.

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Category: Funny Posted by: Muhammad Ummar Iqbal
.BV: Is Week Hm Roz Cinema Jayen ge Us k next Week Roz Shoping K Liye Jayen ge
Hsbnd: Or Us k next week daily Masjid Jayen ge
BV: Q?
Hsbnd: Bheek mangne..

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Category: Joke Posted by: Muhammad Ummar Iqbal
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Pathan ki beti ko kisi ne sms kia
I LOVE YOu
Pathan Ghussy me beti se kehta he:
jis ne sms kia hai usy me dekh lunga filhal tum us ka sms usy wapis bhej do.

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Category: Joke Posted by: Muhammad Ummar Iqbal
.1 Kabutar Pathan Ko Tang Kar Raha Tha,
Pathan Ne Usy Pakar Liya Or Usy MAarne Ka
Faisla Kar Liya, Wo Usy Chhath Pe Ly Gaya

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Wahan Se Neche Phaink Diya.=P:-).

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Category: Joke Posted by: Muhammad Ummar Iqbal
.Pathan ki taang me gehra cut lag gaya
Nurse :Is me 10 tankey lagenge
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Pathan : kitna kharcha hoga
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Nurse :3000
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Pathan:tanka lagwana he

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Karhai nhi karwani...

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Category: Joke Posted by: Muhammad Ummar Iqbal
.Hum to phoolo wali razaee Ley kar So rahe thay Faraz!
Kambhakt koi raat ko phoolo ko paani dey gaya.

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Category: Funny Posted by: Muhammad Ummar Iqbal
."Generation Gap"
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I told my Dad that I want an Apple or a Blackberry..

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kinoo da season a putar, kinoo kha kinoo :-D.

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Category: Funny Posted by: Muhammad Ummar Iqbal
.HEIGHT OF LITERACY:

Maalkin:
Tum 3 din sy kaam per nahi aai or bataya bhi nahi?

Nokrani:
Baji, maine to facebook per status update ker dya tha k "Going to gaoon for 3 days", aap ky husband ny comment bhi kiya tha "Have a safe trip, come soon peeno... Miss you"
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I love u. Mujy tumse pyar ho gaya
hai..














Eid ul Azha se pehly har janwar se mohabbat karna har musalman pe farz hai.
So keep loving animals

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Category: Eid Mubarak Posted by: Muhammad Ummar Iqbal
Wife Husband Se : Woh dekho ladka mujhe smile de raha hai....

Husband : Smile nahi de raha jab maine tmhe pehli baar dekha tha to mere bhi hansi nikal gaye thii.....

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