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A true love stroy
once a mosquito falls in love with a hen
one day they kissed each other
hen dies of malaria
and mosquito dies of bird-flu
MORAL : MOHABBTAN SACHIYAN

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Category: Funny Posted by: Prince Baloch
Husband: Today is sunday & I have to enjoy it.
So i bought 3 movie tickets.
Wife: why three?

Husband: 1 for you and two for your parents

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Category: Funny Posted by: Prince Baloch
Har mard ki life dekho to

Without shadi SPIDERMAN

Shadi k time SUPERMAN

Shadi k bad GENTLEMAN

or Biwi khubsurat ho to puri umar WATCHMAN

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Category: Funny Posted by: Prince Baloch
Biwi(gusse me):tumare dimag main to sirf gobar bhara hai.
Husband(pyar se): To phir itni der se Q kha rahi ho.

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Category: Funny Posted by: Prince Baloch
Tery chehry pe udasi ankhoo ma nami hai,
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National namak istimaal kar tujhy iodeen ki kami hai

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Category: Funny Posted by: Prince Baloch
Chicken Ready,Yes Boss
Omlet Ready, Yes Boss
Mutton Read No Boss
Bakra Abhi SMS Padh Raha Hai

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Category: Funny Posted by: Prince Baloch
Terrorists have kidnap our president and demand of 500,000,000 $. Otherwise they will burn him kerosene oil. Please donate...
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I have already donate five litrs.

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Category: Funny Posted by: Prince Baloch
Aik ghar mein shawhar aur biwi ke darmian gagra ho gia shawhar bazar chala gia raat ko phone par
shawhar:kahanay mein kia paka ya hai.
Biwi:ZEHER
shawhar:tum kha ke soo jana mein deer se Aata hoon.....

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Category: Funny Posted by: anayat durrani
New exciting offer from Unilever Pakistan Limited.
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Abb Shampoo ki her bottle ky sath 1 "AATAY" ka sashay bilkul free..!!

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Category: Funny Posted by: Prince Baloch
Ek Pathan larki say hum sy shadi karo tum ko sawab milay ga..
Larki: woh kaisay
Pathan: hamari shadi hogi bacha hoga. bache ka naam "SAWAB KHAN" rakhain gy!

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Category: Funny Posted by: Prince Baloch
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