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100 pathan aik kashti me sawar thay
k achanak kashti ruk gai . . . or . . . sab doob gaye, kaisay? . . . pathan thay na sub, dhakka deney utar gaye :p
Devils went to Court to Prove that he is The Most, Cruel & wicked Guy on Earth. But he Failed, He Came Out Angrily & Asked, Yaar ye %u201CALTAF BHAI%u201D kon hai?
1 memon subha so ko utha to dekha ke uski biwi mar gaye hay. Wo foran kitchen me gaya or apni beti ko galay laga kar rony laga or bola,%u201C1 banday ka nashta kam banana%u201D
Teacher. Bachon wada kro cigrett shrab nahi pioge. bachey:nahi pienge. Teacher:larkio ka pecha nahi karoge bachey:nahi karnge Teacher:un pr awazen nahi kaso ge. bachey: nahi kasenge. Teacher: apni zindagi watan pr qurban karoge. bachey: karenge,asi zindgi ka karna bhi kia he.
What is BUSINESS ? Dad: I want u 2 marry a girl of my choice. Son: No Dad: The girl is Bill Gate%u2019s daughter. Son: then Ok. Dad goes o Bill Gates. Dad: I want your daughter to marry my son. Bill Gates: No Dad: My son is the CEO of the World Bank. Bill Gates: Than ok Dad goes 2 the President of the World Bank. Dad:Appoint my son as the CEO of your bank. President:No Dad:He is the son-in-law of Bill Gates. President: Then OK That%u2019s business%u2026!!
Pathan to his friend: ye jo table per admi hay, mujhay bohat bura lagta hay, Friend:Table per to 4 admin hain! Pathan:Wo jiski mochein hain Friend:mochein to sub ki hain Pathan:wo jiskay safaid kapray hain Friend:wo to sub kay safaid hain Pathan ny pistol nikali or 3 admiyun ko maar ker bola ye jo reh gya hay mujhay bohat bura lagta hay
Aik Sardar Apnae Marriage Certificate ku 1 hour sae Dekh raha tha. Begam Ai Booli, Tusi inni Dair Say Kia Dekh Rahe Hu? Sardar Bola, Expiry Date Dekh raha hoon......
Train station par ruki. Ek aadmi khidki ke paas baethe pathan se. Kaun sa station hai?Pathan bahar dekh kr kuch der soch kar khany laga "lag to Railway Station raha hai".....
Laziness is our biggest enemy (Allama Iqbal) We should learn to love our enemies (Quaid-e-Azam) "Lo dasso hoon kidi maniye mamu di yaa chachu di"
Ek shaks naya doctor bana doctor banane k bad us ne pehla operation kia. operation theater se nikal kar kehta hai. ya Allah mera pehla gift kabool karna.
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