Khuda Ki Qasam Tum Bohat Khubsurat Ho

Dunya Ki Nazar Se Khud Ko Bacha Lo.

Kajal Ka Teeka To Tumhare Liye Kam Hai.

Ek KaLa Joota Bhi GaLey Mein Latka Lo...!!.

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Aj kal pakistan k halaath ki wajah se .....

"PAKISTAN ZINDABAD"

ka naara tabdeel ho geya hai!!!!

new naara yeh hai.....

"PAKISTAN SE ZINDA BHAG"

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Yak pathan dusra pathan sa puchta ha ka jora kaha banta ha?
Dusra pathan: Jora to asman per banta ha
Phala Pathan: yar ma to darzi ko da kar aya hoo.

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Hansso
Kodo
Nacho
Khilo moskrao
Dunya ki parwa na karo
Kyun k dunya janti hai pagal aisa hi karte hain

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Aik Aadmi qabar k pass betha tha.
Musafir ne pocha!darr nahi lagta kia?
Aadmi bola isme darney ki konsi baat hai?
Andar garmi lag rahi thi tu bahar aageaya.

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<<< Zoo School Attendance >>>

Lomari
Present Sir


Billi
Present Sir


Hathi
Present Sir


Bandar


Bandar


Bandar


Button Dabana choro pehle attendance do

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<<< Newtons Law of Romance >>>
LOVE CAN NEITHER BE CREATED NOR BE DESTROYED,
IT CAN ONLY BE CHANGED
FROM ONE GIRL FRIEND TO ANOTHER...

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<>
The force applied while proposing a girl
By a boy is equal and opposite to
The force applied by the girl while using her sandals...

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<>
The rate of change of intensity of love of a girl towards a boy is directly proportional to the instantaneous bank balance of the boy and the direction of this love is same to as increament or decreament of the bank balance.

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<>
A boy in love with a girl, continue to be in love with her and a girl in love with a boy,
continue to be in love with him, untill on unless any external agent (brother or father of the gal) comes into play and break the legs of the boy..

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