Life ho to aisi....!

Monday ko dosti....!

Tuesday ko piyar....!

Wednesday ko mangni...!

Thursday ko barat...!

Friday ko fighting....!

Saturday ko talak....!

Sunday ko rest....1

Monday ko next.....!

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Sardar aur us ki wife station par train ka intazar kar rahe the.jase hi "KHABAR MAIL" ai sardar bhagte huye train main gaya aur apni wife se kaha k jab "KHABAR FEMAIL" aye to tum ajana............

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Son:papa jab sab shadi kar k pareshan hain tu shadi kyun kartay hai?
Papa: Beta aqal badam khanay Se nahi Thokar kha ke aati hai

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A teacher lecturing on population: In PK after every 10 sec a woman gives birth to a kid.

A Khan student up: we must find & stop her.

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Aik Pathan ankhain band kr k mirror k agay batha hoa tha.

2nd Pathan: O, khan bhai kia kr rahi ho.

1st Pathan: o' mai daikh rahi hon k may soaya hoa kasa lagta hon.

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Pathan: Molvi sahab Wazu k bagher Namaz hojati hai?
Molvi: Nahin hoti.
Pathan: Hojati hai yara,
Molvi: Bhai nahi hoti,
Pathan: Mene khud parh k dekhi hai

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Why is SINGH added to every sardars name?
?
?
?
Do you know?

Really u dont know?

Bcoz of its hidden meaning:-
S - Sala
I - Insaan
N - Nahin
G - Gadha
H - Hay

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1 parents apnay betay k liye aisa
robot laye jo jhoot bolnay per thapar marta hay.

Son:Abu aj mei bemar hon school nahi jaonga
Chatakh!
Baap:tumne jhot bola, me jub tumhare
jitna tha kabhi jhoot nahin bolta tha
Chatakh!

Mom:Kia howa?
Baap:Yeh chintu jhoot bolta hai
MoM:Zahir hy apka hi beta hay..

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Hum doston ko bohut buri saza dete hain,

Wah wah..!!

Irshad Irshaad..!!

Hum doston ko bohut buri saza dete hain,
Joota nahin maartay,
bus
Moza sungha dete hain

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Boy:Tum mujh se shadi kro gi?
Girl:Nahi
Boy:Laikin Q?
Girl:Meray ghar walay nhi manain gay
Boy:Ghar main kon kon hay?
Girl:1 Husband aor 3 bachay

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