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Father:1 zamana tha jab main 10 rupee me Rashan,Doodh,Nashta sab le ke ata tha.
Beta: Ab ye Harkatain nahi chalain gi Abba! Ab wahan Cameray lag gy hain. :)
Bangladesh ka Pakistan team per aik or Ilzam, kehte hain. . . . . Match main original Misbah nahi tha .("."). Lo daso hor <) (> ki China da _/ \_ bandar c?
Aik aurat ne signal tor diya aur traffic police ne usy pakar liya T.P= Mohtarama 500 chalaan nikaalain. Aurat= No no mujhy janay dain i m getting late m a teacher. T.P= Wah ji...!! isi din ka toh mujhay intezaar tha. chalo ab 1000 times likho "I WIL NOT BREAK TRAFFIC SIGNAL AGAIN" :D
If A=1 B=2 C=3 . . . . . . . . Z=26 Then look at the amazing discovery P e p s i=65 16 5 16 19 9=65 Don't force me for a noble prize :)
Rehta hun agar sharab khany me to mujh ko Sharabi na Samjho "SAQI" Har wo shaks jo Hospital sy Nikly Doctor nahi hota. ('.')/" Misal Dekh <( ( bhai ki _/ \_
Main ny apnay dil sy poocha: Mujhe raat bhar neend kiun nahi aati? . Mere dil ne kaha. . . Drama mat ker, Beta tu dopehar main jo so jata hy. <('.') Oh shit. ||> me smjha _/\_ Ishq hogya hai.
Kal raat main ny khawab mien dekha k aap bus main safar ker rahy ho, Achanak bus bey kaboo ho ker drya main ja giri, hr koi apni zindagi bachany k liye tairnay lga, mgr aap tairte hue kisi ko talash ker rahy ho, 1 admi ny poocha aap kisey dhoond rahe ho, to aap ka jawab aya....! O yaar, conductor kithy gya, 25 rupaye bkaya c meray..:)
1 Pathan Ne FM Radio per call ki. Pathan: Mujhy 1 batwa milla hai jis main Bohat saray paisay, Credit card, Aur NIC hai, Address A/312 Gulshan i Iqbal ka hay. Host (Radio Wala): To Aap unhain Batwa wapis dena chahtay hain.? Pathan: he he he he he he he Nahi G, Usay meri taraf sy 1 Ghamgeen Song suna dain..
In Africa, A black boy 2 hiz black girlfriend in a dark night near seashore, asked in very romantic mood! Darling! . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Where are u...?:p
Aik larka or aik larki Hotel k room main baithay thy Larki: Tum Larkay ho or main larki Larka: To? Larki: Tum bhi akilay ho or main bhi Larka: To phir? Larki: Main bhi haseen hoon or tum bhi jawan Larka: To? Larki: Tumhara khoon bhi garam hy or mera bhi Larka: Ohoo Aagy bolo.. Larki: Tumhari bhi kuch khwahishain hain or mairi bhi. Larka: To phir.. Larki: Tum bhi baligh ho or main bhi Larka: To? Larki: To Utho or Pakistan Tehrik-e-Insaf main shamil ho k Pakistan bachain.
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