How would you like your egg for breakfast.... hard-boiled or impregnated?

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Mobile phones are the only things in live of which men talk about having the smallest.

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What is similar to a woman's period? Ur salary - coz it comes once a month, last about 5 to 6 day and if it doesn't come it means u r in deep trouble.

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Do u ever notice that when you're driving, anyone going slower than u is an idiot and everyone driving faster than u is a maniac?

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The best way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once.

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I've used up all my sick days, so I'm calling in dead.

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Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day; teach that person to use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks

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If I told you that you remind me of my mom, would you tuck me in bed tonight?

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I'm sweet like sugar, soft like suede, but unlike Nintendo, I never get played.

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Why'd the couple stop after 3 children? Cos they heard every fourth child born is chinese.

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