Pathan: Molvi sahab Wazu k bagher Namaz hojati hai?
Molvi: Nahin hoti.
Pathan: Hojati hai yara,
Molvi: Bhai nahi hoti,
Pathan: Mene khud parh k dekhi hai

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Why is SINGH added to every sardars name?
?
?
?
Do you know?

Really u dont know?

Bcoz of its hidden meaning:-
S - Sala
I - Insaan
N - Nahin
G - Gadha
H - Hay

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1 parents apnay betay k liye aisa
robot laye jo jhoot bolnay per thapar marta hay.

Son:Abu aj mei bemar hon school nahi jaonga
Chatakh!
Baap:tumne jhot bola, me jub tumhare
jitna tha kabhi jhoot nahin bolta tha
Chatakh!

Mom:Kia howa?
Baap:Yeh chintu jhoot bolta hai
MoM:Zahir hy apka hi beta hay..

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Hum doston ko bohut buri saza dete hain,

Wah wah..!!

Irshad Irshaad..!!

Hum doston ko bohut buri saza dete hain,
Joota nahin maartay,
bus
Moza sungha dete hain

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1 DIN Hazrat Jibrail (A.S) Huzoor (S.A.W)
k paas aye or kaha ALLAH ne mujhey itni taqat di hay k
main sari dunia k darakhton k pattay gin sakta hon
or pani k saray qatray or rait k saray zarray gin sakta hon
lekin us aadmi per rehmat ki tadad nahin gin sakta
jo AAP(S.A.W) per 1 bar darood parhta hai

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Boy:Tum mujh se shadi kro gi?
Girl:Nahi
Boy:Laikin Q?
Girl:Meray ghar walay nhi manain gay
Boy:Ghar main kon kon hay?
Girl:1 Husband aor 3 bachay

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Sardar ne makhi k par tor k kaha,Urr ja.

But..

makhi nahin uri,
Sardar ne kaha,
Sabit hua agar makhi k par tor diye
jain to makhi sun nahin sakti

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1 memon 14th floor se neche gira

Girte waqt usne
apni ghar ki khirki me
apni wife ko roti pakate hue dekha
to chilla k bola
MERI ROTI NAHI PAKANA!

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Baton say bhee yeh gham kyon kam naheen hotey
Aansuon sey dil k koney nam naheen hote

Thee bahut umeed to apnon sey is dil ko kabhee
Par hameshaa saath ye hamdam naheen hote

Bebasee hansne lagee khaamoshi ab hai goonjtee
Band kamron men koyee mausam naheen hote

Jab khushee hai naachtee gaatee hai man kee har kalee
Un gharon men kyaa kabhee maatam naheen hote

Pyaar sab miltaa jinhen ranjish naheen koyee kabhee
Kyaa kabhee aise dilon men gham naheen hote

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AHL-E-Dil Youn Bhe Nibah Lete Hain
Dard Seene Main Chupa Lete Hain

Dil Ki Mehfil Main Ujaalon K Liye
Yaad Ki Shama Jala Lete Hain

Jalte Mausum Main Bhe Ye Deewane
Kuch Haseen Phool Khila Lete Hain

Apni Aankhon Ko Bana Ker Ye Zubaan
Kitne Afsane Suna Lete Hain

Jin Ko Jeena Hai Mohabbat K Liye
Apni Hasti Ko Mita Lete Hain

AHL-E-Dil Youn Bhe Nibah Lete Hain
Dard Seene Main Chupa Lete Hain

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