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Text messaging is like a blow-job off an amateur prostitute; short...sweet and always cheap!!!
The 3 wonders of a woman 1*give milk without eating grass 2*get wet without water 3*bleed for a week without going 2 die
The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think.
The first day we met,I wanted you in my bed. Today I know better, so I will write it in my letter. In my bed I've seen so many faces, so I'll fuck you at different places.
There are three girls in the sixth grade ... A blond a brown and a red. Who has the biggest boops ? ............ The blond because she already reached the age of 20!!!
To wake up in the morning and always see the sun no matter the weather, I'm glad the day has begun.
What does it say on the wrapping of the Morning-after pil??? ......first some screwing before use
What's the difference between blonds and traffic-signs? Some signs say stop.
What's the difference between your job and your wife? Your job still sucks after five years!
When I was a baby, I played with toys. Now I'm a lady and I play with boys!!
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