The more I learn the more I get to know, the more I know the more I forget, the more I forget the less I know, so why should I be learning??

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If you have picture where you look old, keep them. In twenty years you can prove that you have not changed a bit.

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i want u 2 know dat our friendship means alot 2 me.U cry i cry.U lauf i lauf.U jump out of da window... I look down & den... i lauf again

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i tried to call you from a payphone last night. i put my doner card in by mistake, it cost me an arm and a leg!

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I like to compare you with a nice cold glass of beer, beautiful colour, perfect taste, really perfect and when the glass is empty i just take the next one!

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I know why I am single, my parents-in-law were not able to have kids...

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Hey friend remember dat without stupidity there can be no wisdom & without ugliness there can be no beauty… so the world needs YOU after all!

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Hey can u do me a favour, take a pic of urself n send me it, i'm playin cards n i'm missin the joker!!

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HALLO, this is your mobile. There is no particular problem. I just wanted to leave your pocket, want the smell is unbearable!!!

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Did I not see you yesterday at the mall, with a grey jacket? No? O, than it was a rubbish bag after all! .

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