SMS Mania - Funny SMS
Guess a word which
starts with 'U' Ends with 'U' and also defines 'you' . . . . . . . . . . R U getting this........ No dont worry it is ........ULLU.......
Pathan to doctor: When I sleep, monkeys play football in my dreams. Dr:No problem, just take this medicine b4 sleep. Pathan: Kal se khaonga aaj final hai.
1 pathan aero plane me pilot say headphone cheen leta hai. Pilot says! yeh kia ker rahe ho? Pathan says: Ticket ka paisa hum bhare aur gana tum akela suney:p
Human brain is the most outstanding object in world. It functions 24 hours a day, 365 days a year. It functions right from the time we are born, and stop only when we enter the examination hall.
Admi:Mujhe sardar bana do Doc: uske liye tumhara 50% dimagh nikalna parega Admi: OK Doctor ne ghalti se 90% nikal dia. Admi hosh mein aa k bola: Khocha ye tumne kia kar dia.
A Pathan goes to a chinese restaurant and puts his finger on the last of menu: Bring this. Waiter: Oh! you can%u2019t get it because he is the owner of restaurant.
Meri zindagi per faqat itna ehsan ker do, Ik benam si mohabbat mere naam kerdo, Ik subha ko milo aur shaam kerdo, Aur sham tak mere ghar ka sara kam kerdo,
A lawyer saw an auto accident on street. He rushed over and started handing out business cards saying: I saw the whole thing.. I will take either side.
Boy 2 God: Give me a pocket full of money, A job & a big vehicle full of girls. God replied:your wish is fullfilled & He became a bus conductor of karachi university point.:p
A beautiful girl goes to Professor cabin and say that i will do anything to pass in the exams and professor says NOW OPEN YOUR . . . . . . Books And Study
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