100 days of PPP
Petrol 87 rupees
Deisel 59
Gas 31% raise
Atta 45/kg (If available)
Bijli 16% high
GST 16% on all items

Awam mar gaee mager aaj bhi bhutto zinda hy

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Rate:	Category: Funny	Posted by: Prince Baloch

Aik Admi ny mobile lya, woh roz nai battery layta, 1 admi ny poocha tum roz nae battery kiun laitay ho?
us ny kaha ky her 24 ghantay baad bolta hy "BATTER LO"

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Rate:	Category: Funny	Posted by: Prince Baloch

Ek Ameer bachay ko school main garib khandan per mazmoon likhnay ko kaha gya. Us ny likha
"Ek gharib khandan tha, baap garib, maa garib, Bachay garib, Khandan main 4 nauker thy, wo bhi gharib, car bhi tooti hoee Accord thi. Unka garib driver usi tooti car main bachoon ko school chor ker ata tha, Bachoon ky pass pooranay N95 mobile thy, Bachy week main 3 baar hi chicken khatay thy, gher main sirf 4 second hand AC thy, Sara khandan bari mushkil sy aish ker raha tha!!"

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Rate:	Category: Funny	Posted by: Prince Baloch

Sardar gun ly ker darwaze pe ruka.
Wife: y r u standing here?
Sardar: shair ka shikar kernay ja raha hoon
wife: to jao na
sardar: kaisay jaoon bahir kutta khara hy!

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Rate:	Category: Funny	Posted by: Prince Baloch

In bio practical:
Examiner:Tell me the name of
this bird by seeing its legs only?
Pathan:I dont know.
Examiner:You failed, whats your name?
Pathan:See my legs & tell my name

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Rate:	Category: Funny	Posted by: Pak_Army

1 Pathan rail ki patri per sogaya.
1 admi ne kaha kia ker raho ho?
Train aayegi tu mar jao gay!
PATHAN: Mairy oper se jahaz guzar gaya
tu kuch nahin howa, rail kia cheez hay?

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Rate:	Category: Funny	Posted by: Pak_Army

Husband wife mein larai hoi,
Husband ghar se chala gaya,

Husb:Rat ko phone pay,Khanay mein kia hai
Wife:Zeher.
Husb:Mai dair se aonga, tum kha kar so jana:D

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Rate:	Category: Funny	Posted by: Pak_Army

Girl:Me tumse shadi nahi ker sakti
isliye ye lo apne love letters
or mere mujhe wapis karo!

Boy bari c basket samne rakhte howay,
Is me se jo jo tumharay hain nikal lo!

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Rate:	Category: Funny	Posted by: Pak_Army

Jab se begum ne mujhe murgha bana rakha hai,
Main ne nazron ki tarhan sir bhi jhuka rakha hai,

Bartano aaj mere sir pe baraste kion ho ?
Mein ne dho dha k tumhain kitna saja rakha hai,

Roz leti he talashi wo police ki manind,
Pochti he kahan paison ko chupa rakha hai,

Wahi duniya main muqaddar ka sikandar tehra,
Jis ne khud ko yahan shadi se bacha rakha hai,

Pi ja is maar ki talkhi ko bhi has k shohar,
Mar khane mein bhi qudrat ne maza rakha hai..

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Rate:	Category: Funny	Posted by: Pak_Army

PapPpUU Ke gHaR gUeSt A GaE.
MaA Ne Kaha "Jao BeTa, Ja K
MeHMaAno K Liay Kuch Le Kar Ao"
PpPApu BaHar GaYa AoR
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RekShAw Le AyA

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Rate:	Category: Funny	Posted by: waheedullah khan

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