Boy: I love you
Girl: I dont love you
Boy: Think again?
Girl: No no and no
Boy: waiter, bring separate bills.
Girl: ok ok….I love you too

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Rate:	Category: Funny	Posted by: Ijaz Younus Baloch

Once there was a Kisan's son

He was cutting saag with daatri

He saw a wada sara saap.

He began to cry.

Hal oyaa Ammaa!

Then his piyo take a sota to kill the saap.

When o gya neeray

He saw that there was not a saap

That was a kala raasa.

Moral: "Anni diyo! Wekh k rola paya karo."

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Rate:	Category: Funny	Posted by: Muhammad Ummar Iqbal

Ajeeb c Halat hy Teray janay k baad
Bhook hi ni lagti khana khanay k baad

Meray Pass 8 Samoosay thy jo main ny kha liya
Faraz
Aik teray Aany sy pehlay 7 teray janay k baad

Neend hi ni aati sonay k baad
Nazar Aata nahi kuch Aankh band honay k baad

Doctor sy poocha ic ka ilaj? Day ker golian wo bola!


Kha laina 2 jagnay sy pehlay, 2 sonay k baad.

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Rate:	Category: Funny	Posted by: Prince Baloch

Z:ary yaar ye mobile to mujhe kangal kr dega

H: Q?

Z: BAar baar dikhata hai battery low
ab tak 50 battry badal chuka hu
hizj555

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Rate:	Category: Funny	Posted by: naadia baloch

aik admi shrab k nashy me ghar ja k so gaya
rat ko mar gaya 0r upr ja k usne 1 chance
manga
usko murgi bna k zamin pe bhej diya gaya
murgi banny k bad 1 anda de k bahut khush
hua jese hi dusra anda deny lga us k sir
p joota lga or us k bv ki awaz aai
uth kaminay
bistar per potty kar raha hai

hizj555

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Rate:	Category: Funny	Posted by: naadia baloch

pakistan se teri dushmani achi nahi india

Qk

bebO teri nadan hen
muni teri badnam hen
sheela teri jawan hen

OR

players hamare pathan hen

hizj555

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Rate:	Category: Funny	Posted by: naadia baloch

A boy l0ved a girl sincerely and never lo0ked at any 0ther girl

. . . . . . . . . .hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

Can u imagine that…. ??

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Rate:	Category: Funny	Posted by: Ijaz Younus Baloch

Arz Kiya Hai thoda gaur farmaiye :P

Mere Janaze Ko Uski Gali Se Mat Nikalo Yaaro !

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.

.

Warna...

Warna...

Uski Maa Kahegi-
"Kamina Marte Marte Bhi Ek Round Laga Gaya !" :D :D :P

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Rate:	Category: Funny	Posted by: suneel nagpal

1 Genius Ne Bill Gates Ko Khat Likha
Sir,
Mujhe Kuch Sawal Poochne Hen
1.
Keyboard K Letters Sahi Jaga Nahi Hen, Keyboard Ka Sahi Version Kab Ayega?
2.
Windows Me START Ka Button Hy, STOP Ka Nhi?
3.
Hum Ms-Word Use Karte Hen, Mr-Word Kb Release Hoga?
4.
Keyboard Me ANY KEY Ka Button Nhi to Computer Q Maangta Hy?
Aakhir Me 1 Zati Sawal
5.
Aap Ka Naam GATES He To Aap WINDOWS Q Banaty Hain...??'

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Rate:	Category: Funny	Posted by: Ijaz Younus Baloch

'Ek Päthän Lades ward me admit ho gya
Nurs:
Tmko sharm ni aati ye ladies ward h aur tm yahan agae ho
Päthän bola
Shrm kaisi
Hm to Paida hi Ladies Ward me hua tha'

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Rate:	Category: Funny	Posted by: Ijaz Younus Baloch

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