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Father:1 zamana tha jab main 10 rupee me Rashan,Doodh,Nashta sab le ke ata tha.

Beta: Ab ye Harkatain nahi chalain gi Abba! Ab wahan Cameray lag gy hain. :)

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Category: Funny Posted by: Prince Baloch
Bangladesh ka Pakistan team per aik or Ilzam,
kehte hain.












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Match main original Misbah nahi tha
.("."). Lo daso hor
<) (> ki China da
_/ \_ bandar c?

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Category: Funny Posted by: Prince Baloch
Aik aurat ne signal tor diya aur traffic police ne usy pakar liya
T.P= Mohtarama 500 chalaan nikaalain.
Aurat= No no mujhy janay dain i m getting late m a teacher.
T.P= Wah ji...!! isi din ka toh mujhay intezaar tha. chalo ab 1000 times likho "I WIL NOT BREAK TRAFFIC SIGNAL AGAIN" :D

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Category: Funny Posted by: Prince Baloch
If
A=1
B=2
C=3
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Z=26
Then look at the amazing discovery
P e p s i=65
16 5 16 19 9=65
Don't force me for a noble prize :)

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Category: Funny Posted by: Prince Baloch
Rehta hun agar sharab khany me to mujh ko Sharabi na Samjho


"SAQI"


Har wo shaks jo Hospital sy Nikly Doctor nahi hota.


('.')/" Misal Dekh
<( ( bhai ki
_/ \_

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Category: Funny Posted by: Prince Baloch
Main ny apnay dil sy poocha: Mujhe raat bhar neend kiun nahi aati?
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Mere dil ne kaha.
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Drama mat ker, Beta tu dopehar main jo so jata hy.


<('.') Oh shit.
||> me smjha
_/\_ Ishq hogya hai.

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Category: Funny Posted by: Prince Baloch
Kal raat main ny khawab mien dekha k aap bus main safar ker rahy ho,

Achanak bus bey kaboo ho ker drya main ja giri,

hr koi apni zindagi bachany k liye tairnay lga, mgr aap tairte hue kisi ko talash ker rahy ho,

1 admi ny poocha aap kisey dhoond rahe ho, to aap ka jawab aya....!


O yaar, conductor kithy gya, 25 rupaye bkaya c meray..:)

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Category: Funny Posted by: Prince Baloch
1 Pathan Ne FM Radio per call ki.

Pathan: Mujhy 1 batwa milla hai jis main Bohat saray paisay, Credit card, Aur NIC hai, Address A/312 Gulshan i Iqbal ka hay.

Host (Radio Wala): To Aap unhain Batwa wapis dena chahtay hain.?

Pathan: he he he he he he he Nahi G,

Usay meri taraf sy 1 Ghamgeen Song suna dain..

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Category: Funny Posted by: Prince Baloch
In Africa,
A black boy 2 hiz black girlfriend in a dark night near seashore, asked in very romantic mood!

Darling!
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Where are u...?:p

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Category: Funny Posted by: Prince Baloch
Aik larka or aik larki Hotel k room main baithay thy
Larki: Tum Larkay ho or main larki
Larka: To?
Larki: Tum bhi akilay ho or main bhi
Larka: To phir?
Larki: Main bhi haseen hoon or tum bhi jawan
Larka: To?
Larki: Tumhara khoon bhi garam hy or mera bhi
Larka: Ohoo Aagy bolo..
Larki: Tumhari bhi kuch khwahishain hain or mairi bhi.
Larka: To phir..
Larki: Tum bhi baligh ho or main bhi
Larka: To?
Larki: To Utho or Pakistan Tehrik-e-Insaf main shamil ho k Pakistan bachain.

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