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Baqol faraz:

ab to khubsurat lerki daikh ker bhi hoti hay pareshaani

kahin wo bhi na keh day 'Teri mehrbani'

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Category: Funny Posted by: Ijaz Younus Baloch
''mere numbr pe tune suno. me ne khud apni awaz me gana ga k lgwaya hy!


































Frwd kro aur dekna kis kis bewakof ki miscal Ati he''

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Category: Funny Posted by: Ijaz Younus Baloch
Pathan ko khwab me ksi ne qatal krdia
Subha pthan ne apna HBL ka acount close krwa dya
Q?
Q k HBL ap k khwbon ko haqiqt me bdal skta hy
Jahan Khawab Waha HBL".

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Category: Funny Posted by: Azeem khan
App Sabhi Khawateen wa Hazraat
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Hamre Ghar par Kal Invite Kiye Jate Hain
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Eid Ki.
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Saf Safai Ke Liye.
... MaharBani Karke Apne Apne Jhadu...aur safai ke kapde sath layen.
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.Eid Mubarak

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Category: Funny Posted by: Munawar Baloch
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Very good!
Intelligent Ho!
Kal A-B-C-D sikhenge...

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Category: Funny Posted by: Wasim Shahwani
PhD Professor to students:
1 Platform 2 km lamba hy Andhi chal rahi hy 60km/hr ki speed se,
Ek train ayi or mashriq se maghrib ki taraf chali gayi.

To sawal ye hy k:
Meri umer kitni hy?


Sub bachay heran ho ker 1 doosray ki shakal dekhne lagay

Ek Student ny jawab dainay k liya hath uthaya



Student:
Sir aap ki umer 58 sal hy

Professor:
Gud, laikin tumne kese calculate kia?

Student:
Sir hamare ghar k pas 1 Admi rehta hy, usne Mphil kia he,wo adha pagal hy or uski umer 29 saal hy... :)

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Category: Funny Posted by: Prince Baloch
Kitnay Tohfey deti hai Ye Mohabbat Bhi!


Ruswai Alag, Judai Alag, Tenhai Alag,


Te

Chittar Wakhray..:D

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Category: Funny Posted by: Prince Baloch
Beautifull words by a Best Friend,
Always remember that if you fall, i will pick you up,
Only after i finish laughing.....

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Category: Funny Posted by: Mubashir Sarparah
"Aaj ka sawal"

Aisi kon c cheez hy jo Larkiyan sirf pehanti hein lekin Larkay pehantay b hein aur khatay b hain??

Jawab janiya break k baad...
Ufone Tum hi to ho.
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LU ka zeera plus
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Tapal Danedar Tagra Dam
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Zong sub keh do

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Bank Al-habib bachat account

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Surf Excel, Dadi aik minute.

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Tarang hi Tarang hy..

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Maza awami kha badami
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Welcome Back


Tou dosto jawab hy
"CHAPPAL".:-)

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Category: Funny Posted by: Prince Baloch
How to Settle abroad?

FOR Boys:
Study hard
Get good grades
Appear in IELTS n TOFEL
Apply for Student Visa
Wait for the call
Appear in interview
Get admission in a uni
Get good grades
Search for a Job
Work hard,earn well to settle

FOR GIRLS:
Marry this guy :P :D its too easy na :)

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Category: Funny Posted by: Prince Baloch
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