SMS Mania - Funny SMS
Baqol faraz:
ab to khubsurat lerki daikh ker bhi hoti hay pareshaani kahin wo bhi na keh day 'Teri mehrbani'
''mere numbr pe tune suno. me ne khud apni awaz me gana ga k lgwaya hy! Frwd kro aur dekna kis kis bewakof ki miscal Ati he''
Pathan ko khwab me ksi ne qatal krdia Subha pthan ne apna HBL ka acount close krwa dya Q? Q k HBL ap k khwbon ko haqiqt me bdal skta hy Jahan Khawab Waha HBL".
App Sabhi Khawateen wa Hazraat - - - - Hamre Ghar par Kal Invite Kiye Jate Hain . . . . . Eid Ki. . . . .. Saf Safai Ke Liye. ... MaharBani Karke Apne Apne Jhadu...aur safai ke kapde sath layen. . . . .Eid Mubarak
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 Very good! Intelligent Ho! Kal A-B-C-D sikhenge...
PhD Professor to students: 1 Platform 2 km lamba hy Andhi chal rahi hy 60km/hr ki speed se, Ek train ayi or mashriq se maghrib ki taraf chali gayi. To sawal ye hy k: Meri umer kitni hy? Sub bachay heran ho ker 1 doosray ki shakal dekhne lagay Ek Student ny jawab dainay k liya hath uthaya Student: Sir aap ki umer 58 sal hy Professor: Gud, laikin tumne kese calculate kia? Student: Sir hamare ghar k pas 1 Admi rehta hy, usne Mphil kia he,wo adha pagal hy or uski umer 29 saal hy... :)
Kitnay Tohfey deti hai Ye Mohabbat Bhi! Ruswai Alag, Judai Alag, Tenhai Alag, Te Chittar Wakhray..:D
Beautifull words by a Best Friend, Always remember that if you fall, i will pick you up, Only after i finish laughing.....
"Aaj ka sawal" Aisi kon c cheez hy jo Larkiyan sirf pehanti hein lekin Larkay pehantay b hein aur khatay b hain?? Jawab janiya break k baad... Ufone Tum hi to ho. . LU ka zeera plus . Tapal Danedar Tagra Dam . Zong sub keh do .. Bank Al-habib bachat account . Surf Excel, Dadi aik minute. . Tarang hi Tarang hy.. . Maza awami kha badami . . . . . Welcome Back Tou dosto jawab hy "CHAPPAL".:-)
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