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Agr Tum Ye Chaho k Tumharay pass hamesha dostoon ka hajoom rahy To ya 3 cheezain hamesha apny pass rakho.. "CHARS" "GOLD LEAF" "NASWAR"
0__0__0 |/| |\| |/| |\| |/| |\| |/| |\| |/|\('.') |\| ( (> |/| <| """"""""""""""""""" Chalo aajao sare Bijli k Khambay k sath picture banwa lo, phir apnay bachoon ko dikhain gy k Pehlay Yahan bhi bijli hoti thi...
1 Buzurg farmatey hain main ny 3 logon sy zyada badnaseeb kisi ko nahi paya. 1. Aik wo jo puraana kapra pehny jub ky us ky pass naya kapra ho. 2. Aik wo jo bhooka rahy jub ky us ky pass khana ho. or phir chup ho gy, yahan tak ky aankhoon main Aansu aa gy, kisi ny poocha teesray kon sa hazrat? bazurg ronay lagy.. Rotay Rotay hichkiyan bandh gain or behosh ho gy, phir kafi dair ky baad farmaya 3. Wo jo FULL TOSS baal ko bhi stop kerta hy (Misbah ul Haq)
A student was asked to write a signboard for traffic school near school... He wrote: "Drive carefully! Don't kill students, Wait for the Teachers" :)
Exercise 1. If walking is good for ur health, The postman would be immortal. 2. A whale swims all day,only eat fish,drinks water & is fat. 3. A rabbit runs & hops & only lives 15 years. 4. A turtle doesn't run, does nothing... yet lives for 450 years. TO HELL WITH EXERCISE! Sleep well, EAT well ! :)
A man calls up Prime Minister house and said. I want to be the next Prime Minister of Pakistan.. Operator: Are you an idiot? Man: Is it Compulsory??? :)
Pathan Saudia Arab gya, Taxi main betha laikin usay Arabi nahi aati thi Jb Apni manzil per pohanchny wala tha to bohat pareshan hoa k driver ko kesy rokay, akhir tang aa ker driver ky kandhey per hath rakh k bola "SadaqAllah ul Azeem" . :)
Kisi ki taraf dosti ka hath itni jaldi na barhao Ho sakta hy Us ne Washroom se aa kr haath he na dhoey hon (-_-) <)(> _/"\_ Comandar SafeGuard.
شیطان Ù†Û’ آج Ùون کر Ú©Û’ مجھ سے Ú©Ûا Ú©Û Ú©Ø³ÛŒ نیک انسان کا نمبر دو Ú©Û Ø§Ø³ Ú©Û ØªÙ†Ú¯ کروں گا۔ میں Ù†Û’ آپ کا نمبر دیا تو Øیران ÛÙˆ کر بولا۔ پاگل مروا دیگا کیا۔ ÛŒÛ ØªÙˆ Ûمارے باس کا نمبر ÛÛ’Û”Û”Û”Û”
Misbah: Hum Sachin ko ksi haal main 100th century nai banany dain gy Gul: Magar hm usy rokenge kesse, wo to fit or form main hy. Misbah:Hm 90 per All out ho jain gy.
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