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Ek larki thi diwani c Afridi pe wo marti thi,
Chori Chori chupke chupke Hafeez ko sms karti thi, Nazrain ghuma k,sharma k Umar akmal se batain krti thi, kabhi kabhi zulfain bikhra k Saeed Ajmal ki galiyon se guzarti thi, kuch kehna tha shayad us ko Umer gul se,per Younis Khan se darti thi, phir 1 din mili wo misbah ko akele main aur kaha k Allah tumhain poochy tum free hit pa bhi ball rokte ho,Lanat tumhari batting pe... :-/
1 bacha muskurate hue paida hoa. Nurse:kyun hans rahy ho? . Bache ne muthi kholi or CHAABi ki goli nikal kr dikhai or bola: . "DON ko maarna mushkil hi nahi namumkin hai. :-)"
Film Star MEERA "I FEAR FROM MY SOUL CONSTIPATION" . . . . . . . Tarjuma: "Mujhy dar lagta hy meri roh qabaz hone se :P!"
Pathan:Shirt k liye kapraa dikhaoo Salesman: Plain mein dikhaaun? Pathan: nahin, Helicopter main dikha, Haramkhor, Bus Pathan daikha nahi k Mazak shuru.
1 Nurse ka Mangetar Usy bari Hasrat se: "Janu kaash mujhe koi Haadsa pesh ata tu main tumharay Ward me Admit hota, Tm meri khidmat krti or main jaldi theek ho jata" Nurse: Jaan Tmhen mere pas koi Haadsa nhi balke Moujiza hi la skta hy, Q k main DELIVERY ward main hoti hoon.
Pathan bohat dair sy apni Hasin mangetar ko daikh raha tha LARKI shrma k, kya daikh rahy ho? Pathan: Hum Soch rha tha k ager tum hmara Ami hota to hum bhi KHOOBSORAT hota
Ajeeb c halat hy tere janay k baad Bhook hi ni lagti khana khanay k baad Meray pas 8 samosay thy jo main ny kha lye "Faraz" 1 tere anay sy pehly 7 tere jany k bad.
SHEIKH TO SHEIKH Doctor: "Apke fees kya hy?" SHEIKH DOCTOR: "Pehli mertaba ane ky 200 rupee and 2nd time free..." SHEIKH PATIENT: "To phir aap samjhain ky main 2nd time aya hoon" SHEIKH DOCTOR: "To phir aap wohi dawai khatay rahain jo main ne pehli bar aap ko di thi"...
Maths Teacher: What is a 'Line'? A Genius Answered: A line is a 'Dot' going for a walk ! ! :D
Tere Haseen Hatho Ka Ahtram Krte Hein FARAZ. Warna Hum Kabhi Yasso Panjo Mein Maaf Nhi Krte…
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