SMS Mania - Funny SMS
pathan apni girlfrd ke saath date per gya aur Ahista se bola:
Mere dil main ek baat hai magar kehte huey ghabrata hun.. tum gussa kerogi: Girl nahi karongi ab keh bhi do kia baat ha. Pathan: tumharay pass Naswar hai?
Chicken Tikka Aise Pakao K Kacha na ho oR Mohabat aise Nibhao k Bacha na ho...:) Veena Malik ki kitab "Garam Jawani ty Thanda Pani" :-)
Six pearls of wisdom 1.Money can't buy happiness but its more comfortable to cry in BMW than on a cycle. 2.Forgive ur enemy but remember the idiot's name. 3.Help a man when he is in trouble and he will remember u when he is in trouble again. 4.Many people are alive because it illegal to shoot them. 5.Alcohal doesn't solve any problem but neither does juice. 6.Smoking kills but if u don't smoke doesn't mean u will never die.
6 signs of being a Pakistani student 1.Ratta marnay ko "mehnat" samajhna. 2.Hr semester k start mn ye ehd kerna "ic semester main sath sath prhna hy" 3.apna cell off ker k perhna Or phr 5,5 mint bd on kr k dkhna k koi msg to ni aya? 4.grp stdy k duran bar bar ye elan kerna k "ab ksi ne koi chawli mari to grp sy bahir" 5.prhny se phly course k page gin'na or phr khauf sy bnd kr dna 6.Hr lecture k end mn agy wly ko puchna "yr tenu smj aya?..mnu tay kakh v ni aya. :)
One sunday morning a fisherman woke up so early... thr wasn't enough light to get into the sea... suddenly he saw a pack of stones... To pass time he start throwing stones into the sea... while he was having the last stone in his hand... The sun came up thn he say that the stone was a diamond... he felt very bad about this misfortune as he has thrown all stones into the sea.. Moral of story: Do not get up early on Sunday morning..! :-P :-D
Dr: aap ki dimaghi beemari ka kya haal hy? Patient: Theek hai, aaj kal maikay gai hui hai...!!
Mujhey Aawaz Dey Dena Kabhi icecream lao to, Kabhi Murghi pakao to, Kabhi picnic pay jao to, Mujhy awaz day daina, wallet main mall zyada ho, Jo shopping ka irada ho, ya kisi ko dinner pey bulana ho, Mujhay awaz day daina Kabhi kisi sy ho larna, To mujhy disturb mat kerna, Kisi shadi main jana ho, Jaisay hi start khana ho, Mujhay Awaz day daina, Mujhay tum bhool mat jana, Suno tum bhool mat jana
Boy :- Janu ab tum change hogayi ho. Girl :- Wo kyun ? Boy :- Ab main tumhe KISS karta hu to tum Eyes Close Nahi Karti. Girl :- Haramkhor Pichli Bar Close ki thi to Mere Purse se 100 Rs. Gayab The.
.Wife: Aaj mere tann mann me aag laga do, Husband ne petrol phenk kr aag laga di.. Moral- Jazbat ka izhar aasan alfaz me karen..From..Rescue.1122.
.Hum to phoolo wali razaee Ley kar So rahe thay Faraz! Kambhakt koi raat ko phoolo ko paani dey gaya.
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