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1 Bazurg kisi abadi se guzar rahy thy unho ne dekha ke puri abadi main sirf 2 gher aisay hain jo chand ki terha chamak rahy hain

wo isi tajasus main doosray din bhi ici abadi sy guzray or wohi manzar dekha unho ne logo sy poucha ye kia raz hy?


logon ny bataya ky yaa Allah ky wo banday hain jinho ny




UPS lagwa rakha hy.

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Category: Funny Posted by: Prince Baloch
."Generation Gap"
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I told my Dad that I want an Apple or a Blackberry..

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kinoo da season a putar, kinoo kha kinoo :-D.

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Category: Funny Posted by: Muhammad Ummar Iqbal
Girl in Shop:
Bhaiya koi valentine card hai Jisme Likha ho
“Tum hi Mere Pehle Aur Aakhri Pyar ho”
Shopkeeper:
Haan hai.
Girl:
Theek hai Jaldi se 7,8 de do.

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Category: Funny Posted by: Prince Baloch
Jb bhi tujh ko koi zakham laga

Main ny libas apna utar dia

Or tery jism sy lipat gya

Yehi mera kaam hy

"SANI-PLAST" mera naam hy: :-D

Or aap ki soch ko salam hy... B-)

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Category: Funny Posted by: Prince Baloch
Life main ek baat hameshan yaad rakhna
Life main ek baat hameshan yaad rakhna
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cream biscuit main cream hoti hai

lekin
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tiger biscuit main tiger nahi hota...

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Category: Funny Posted by: Prince Baloch
.patan ne News paper mai add dia k "hamare pas aisi priduct hai,
jisko ko pen kar aap pori dunya ko dek sakte hai magar aap ko koi nai dek sakta rs 10,000
abi order kare
aik larki ne 10,000bhijwa diye.
2 din bad TCS wala aik packet de gaya,larki ne pocket khushi khushi se kola to us mai
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burka ta wo bi topy wala.

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Category: Funny Posted by: Naseer Ahmed Rind
.Larkiyoo ki Ramzaan ki shopping list
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Kapde
SAINDAL
Chudiyan
Dasti
nail Palish
Roooshhh
kaan k baaliyaan
Ghadi
purse(EIDI rakhne k waaste)
angothiyan
mehndi ka Cone
matching Labber bands
phir bhi shopping adhoori rehti
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Aur Hum Boys ki shopping
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Kurta
Pajama
Topi Hogayi Shopping :P :P
hadh ho gayi yar :(

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(¯`♥´¯) .♥.•*¨`*♫.•
´*.¸.• ◕◡Rocking Guyz◡◕.

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Category: Funny Posted by: Muhammad Junaid
.Larki set krne k 4 Tarike Hain.

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"Shabash jwanoooo"

Ramadan ka maheena hay
Mulk De Halat Vekho
Te Apne Jazbat Vekho.:X:D.

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Category: Funny Posted by: Muhammad Junaid
.ایک پٹھان کا گدا گم ہو گیا وہ ہنس رہا تھا
کسی نے پوچا آپ کو تو رونا چاہے آپ ہنس رہے ہو
پٹھان بولا بیوقوف میں اس لیے ہنس رہا ہوں اگر میں گدے پر سوار ہوتا تو میں بی گم ہوجاتھا .

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Category: Funny Posted by: Naseer Ahmed Rind
.kuch pathan taizi se janza uthaiy kabroon peh chartay ja rahe the pas se aik admi bola ki ker rahe ho nechay murday hain to aik pathan bola ooper ham ne kaun sa world cup uthaya hua hai....

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Category: Funny Posted by: shahid ghershin
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