SMS Mania - Funny SMS
.HEIGHT OF LITERACY:
Maalkin: Tum 3 din sy kaam per nahi aai or bataya bhi nahi? Nokrani: Baji, maine to facebook per status update ker dya tha k "Going to gaoon for 3 days", aap ky husband ny comment bhi kiya tha "Have a safe trip, come soon peeno... Miss you" .
punjabi ne english k paper k liye my best friend ka essay yaad kia lekin paper me my father ka essay a gaya.ab us ne socha wahe essay likhtha hon friend ki jaga father likhtha hon .ab essay kuch is tarah hoga i have many fathers but chowdry majeed is my best father.he is my neighbour.he coms to my house daily and my mother likes him very much he also loves my mother i m proud of my father
Specially dedicated to boys: A kiss is like a stamp, Once u stamp a gal, she wouldn%u2019t go anywhere else Guys r like stamp paper, jitne bhi lagao kum hai
Koi Darwaza rang kieta Wa wa wa... Koi darwaza rang kita 1 dukh sajna da duja bijli ne tang kieta..
Phatan:- Tumhe Rajput kyun kehte hai? Rajput:- Hum apni baat py jaan de dete hain aur tumhe sardar kyun kehte hain? Phatan:- Hum bina baat ky jaan dete hain
Parhai sirf 2 wajah sey hoti hai ek shoq sey or ek khoup sey shoq hamen nhi hai or darte to ham kisi k baap say b nhi. DEDICATED 2 ALL STUDENTS........
Ye Sms Jis insan Ko Milta Hai Wo 5 Second Baad Mar jata Hai. 1 2 3 4 5 Nhi maray._____?Insan hoty to marte na...
Gul Khan ne Job k Liye Apply Kia. Jawab Aaya to Khushi mein 1 Grand Garty Ker Daali. Dost ne Fermaish ki k Appointment Letter Dikhao. Gul: Ye English main hy mein Tarjma Karta hon. "Dear Gul Khan You Do not meet" Pyarey Gul khan Aap to Miltey Hei Nai. "our requirements" Hamari Zarorat Ho Aap. "no further Correspondence." Aur Zid na Karen, Jaldi Aa Jaen. "will be Entertained" Aapki Buhat Khidmat ki Jaye Gi.
Teacher: Tell Me The Names Of 10 Chemical Elements? . . Pathan Student: Oxygen, Chlorine, Florine, Noreen, Ambreen, Samreen, Nasreen, Afreen, Parveen, & Yasmeen. :-)
Pathan: Bhai Sahab Sadar Bazaar Konsi Bus Jaye Gi? Aadmi: 21 Numbr. 1 Ghantay baad wo aadmi wapis aaya to dekha Pathan udhr hi Tha. Aadmi Bola: Kya hua khan Saab aap Gaye nhi Abhi Tak. Pathan: Bas yara 18 bus Guzar gai hen. 2 or Huzar Jayen to 21vi aa jaye gi to hm jaey ga. :-)
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