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Computers are machines to help you solve problems you wouldn't have if you didn't have a computer.

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Do you think I can live for another fourty years? ... Do you drink? ... No! ... Do you smoke? ... No! ... Do you visit the whores? ... No! ....... Why do you want to live another fourty years?

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How to keep an idiot entertained *press down* ................... .................... How to keep an idiot entertained *press up*

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I hate it when you leave, but I would like to see you go.

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I love you in the mornig, I love you in the evening, but most of all, I love you when you are leaving

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If I'd had a face like yours, I'd sue my parents !

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If you have no voice: SCREAM...... If you have no legs: RUN......... If you have no hope: INVENT…

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Kill one you're a murderer, kill 10 you're a serial murderer, kill them all, you're GOD.

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Love your neighbour, but don't get caught.

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NEWS FLASH snow white has been thrown out disneyland. she pulled up her skirt, sat on pinnochios face & shouted lie u bastard, lie, lie!

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