No Boys! No Boys, no Sex. No Sex, no Kids. No Kids, no School. No School, no problems! Why Boys??

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No men, no love, No love, no sex, No sex, no childeren, No childeren, no school, No school, no homework, No homework, no problems!

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Of course... If you want something there is always a way to get there. Unfortunately on my way there are road works.

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One chicken to an other: are you tokkin' to me?

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Text messaging is like a blow-job off an amateur prostitute; short...sweet and always cheap!!!

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The 3 wonders of a woman 1*give milk without eating grass 2*get wet without water 3*bleed for a week without going 2 die

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The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think.

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The first day we met,I wanted you in my bed. Today I know better, so I will write it in my letter. In my bed I've seen so many faces, so I'll fuck you at different places.

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There are three girls in the sixth grade ... A blond a brown and a red. Who has the biggest boops ? ............ The blond because she already reached the age of 20!!!

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To wake up in the morning and always see the sun no matter the weather, I'm glad the day has begun.

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